brandon hs (fl)

a school in brandon, florida with a horrible football team, std infested cheerleaders and annoying ass teachers. brandon tends to be a pretty fun school at times but the aps are always blowing their whistles too fucking loud for no reason and giving out lunch detention for stupid ass things. brandon got hella baddies though and theres no reason not to go.

Gay: riverview is way better than brandon hs (fl)
Me: shut the fuck up

by insta @theworldvsbrandon November 14, 2019

Brandon the foster kid

A dude Brandon I used to live with who worked for fosters moving. He hated it and quit after day 1.

Person 1: "hey where's Brandon? "
Person 2: "who? "
Person 1: "Brandon the Foster kid"

by TakePissGang December 04, 2019

Brandon Del Rey

an internet warrior who thinks he scares people with his duped botnet.

Brandon Del Rey - you fucking nerd i will end you.
Innocent Roleplayer - oh no, brandon ddosed me. looks like i'll have to go outside.

by Big Brandon Del Rey October 25, 2018

brandon hofus

matches perfectly with an ally tresatti.

chubby bunny.

"ally, you look good with brandon hofus" - kim bawkey.

by ylla ittasert August 17, 2009

Big Black Brandon

The guy you don't want to see when you open the church doors.

I opened the church doors and Big Black Brandon was waiting right behind them.

by ConfusingLemon February 24, 2017

Hung Like a Brandon

1. Black down under
2. No, really, place. Like burned. Or dead.

Brandon: I'm black down under
IJ: That's gross, like its dead or something.
Onlooker: Wow, you must be hung like a brandon

by Brandon Zhang January 19, 2007

Let’s go Brandon

Something Trump ball suckers say after they finish a big glass of his semen.

“I love the taste of Trump cum. Do you have anymore? Let’s go Brandon.”

by Zapruder_313 October 28, 2021