the pig exploded

when a particular place or item looks like it has been run in all wheel drive through a mote of dead hookers and spaghetti sauce at terminal velocity.

There is a sign on all of the microwaves, please cover your food. Today all of the microwaves looked like the pig exploded in them. Could you please keep it simple. Cover your food.

by doctor squander August 27, 2009

Pig Contest

Almost identical to hoggin, a pig contest involves two or more contestents that try to pick up the fattest and/or ugliest girl in a bar.

We didn't see any hotties in the bar, so me and my buddies decided to have a pig contest last night. I won because I banged your Mom!

by Tubzilla January 20, 2009

pig dicking

The art of screwing someone over or out of something; fucking with someone in a funny or messed up way; telling someone some twisted bull shit to get your way or out of trouble... like a pig that fucks with a screw-like dick.

1) Aaw, that mother fucker just pig dicked me out of $30!

2) Seriously? Are you pig dicking me right now bro!?

by The Dapper Gentleman September 16, 2017

pig crow

Cop that is always looking for a reason to pull someone over

Damn that pig crow is been out here for weeks

Wonder when hes gonna leave

by Mr.Manny11113 January 23, 2014

Pig Whistler

1: Someone who turns in their friend to the cops for personal gain, personal ego, and/or what they feel is revenge.

2: Someone who pretends to be interested in things to get information for leverage.

3: Someone who looks for things in public to report to the cops.

1: "Yo, did you hear about Tnyko? He's a fuckin Pig Whistler, he fucked up and his friend called him on his shit, so the punk bitch Tnyko decided to call the cops on him."

2: "Don't talk to that Pig Whistler Tnyko, he just stores up any little thing he can blackmail you for."

3: "Tnyko the Pig Whistler's just looking for anything to report to the cops."

by K7Leetha July 19, 2011

odor pig

A really smelly person. Someone who reeks. Can be used to insult friends and family.

Why is my sister such an odor pig?

by Bowelly January 14, 2015

alpha pig

A man (or woman) lacking class and exuding an attitude of extreme piggish-ness. A person who has very little social grace. Also one who has no standards and will hook up with anything that comes his/her way.

Jimmy just banged that hoe in the bathroom while his girlfriend is home pregnant, man is he an alpha pig.

Wendy was just making fun of the blind deaf kid, is she an alpha pig or what?

by Jenny Blue June 15, 2007