fairy

excuse me
my name is fairy
not blah blah, blah blah, or fake,
just fairy
just fairy

if you dont date fairies you're probably the type of person that doesnt date till theyre 37.
what kind of type is that? do you sit alone in the dark like a mushroom growing moss?
date fairies
fairy sexy
fairy hot
fairy poops glitter

by belles <3 May 11, 2020

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Fairy Looper

A derogatory term sometimes used by Boomers and Gen Xer's to refer to members of Gen Z who sport the new age looks often including dyed hair, various non-standard piercing's, non-standard clothing and other various styles popular to a younger crowd.

Oh I can see who Alienware computers appeal to... Fairy Loopers!

by cause111 April 11, 2022

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Rocko the Hair Fairy

A mystic being that messes up your hair whilst sleeping. See: Tooth Fairy or Sandman.

(A little boy wakes to discover his hair is disheveled)
Mom: Wow Riley, Rocko the Hair Fairy got you good!

by Batterednfried November 25, 2024

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Fairy friend

A guy who is too short for a woman to date, no mattet how attractive she otherwise find him.

She saw the mist beautiful man she ever seen, but he was shorter than her wich she feels makes her dominant, protective iver someone smaller. Making her feel he can only be a friend, a besutiful Fairy friend.

by Humlanx November 4, 2021

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Tooth Fairy Lipstick

The residue that appears on toilet paper when lightly dabbing the toilet paper on one's butthole, usually towards the end of the wiping process after creating a bowel movement in a toilet bowl; sometimes may contain a little blood.

Maria left one square of toilet paper with some Tooth Fairy Lipstick on it for you. I've been having diarrhea today, so there is a little bit of blood from wiping so much.

by FartMomma December 30, 2023

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