pipe fairy

A discerning young lady who, due to her fondness and/addiction to crack (the pipe), is willing to perform certain acts of personal debasement with a view to obtaining money and/or crack.
You can bend that bitch over and nut in her if you got rock. She’ll probably suck you off for a $20. She’s a total Pipe Fairy.
by Busty Giselle April 08, 2023
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Pipe fairy

I used to flip pipe fairys down the block.
by Heheharaha June 03, 2023
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Away with the fairies

giving off the sense of being preoccupied, dreaming, or delusional.
While explaining a complex math problem, Sarah noticed her classmate doodling on his notebook, muttering to himself. "Are you even listening?" she asked. "A bit," he mumbled back, clearly away with the fairies.
by Arminkshipper July 05, 2024
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Anal Fairy

the fairy that comes around at night and gives you an anal exam and collects dingleberries out of your asshole, the anal fairy often tickles your asshole so you know it's there. It loves the taste of cumberries and leaves you money for them. Cumberries are dingleberries infused with cum after an anal cream pie.
Little Boy: "Hey Daddy when is the Anal Fairy coming to visit me?"

Daddy: "Whenever a big black man with a raging veiny 12-inch boner comes and ass fucks you and you diarrhea on his dick."

Little Boy: "Ok Daddy I can't wait to diarrhea on a Big Black Man's dick, and get a visit from the legendary Anal Fairy!"

Daddy: "Thats My Boy!"
by !Hey May 13, 2024
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Anal fairy

An Anal fairy is someone that is acting idiotically and stuck up. They don't know when to shut their mouth.
Juliet: Ugh, look at Verónica.

Dakota: I know right! She looks like a total Anal fairy
by Bagalootheflowrr September 23, 2019
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Tooth Fairy

An urban legend that children think is true but isn't.For example children put there tooth under there pillow and sleep then they think that the tooth fairy will take there tooth but its actually there parents.
Child:I can't wait for the tooth fairy
Parent:Takes the child's tooth and put money under there pillow

Child:Mommy!I got 50 dollars from the tooth fairy!!
by oh.its.me.mbasa June 22, 2020
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Tooth Fairy

Verb

The act of farting underneath someone's pillow. Desired effect is for some unsuspecting sleeper, instead of a nice cool pillow, to get a fart in the face.
Dirty Randy: Hey what were you doing in Jimmy's bedroom?

Frisky Dan: I was tooth fairying his pillow for later on!

Dirty Randy: I hope he gets pink eye.

Frisky Dan: I hope he gets aggressive rectal cancer and dies......

Dirty Randy: That escalated quickly.
by Frisky Dan November 26, 2016
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