Your Mom

You can yous this word to piss your friends off.

Me: bro
Friend: ya whats up
Me: can I tell u something
Friend: ok
Me: Your Mom!

by Tate the guy December 12, 2021

Buy your mom an iPhone

Stop trying to draw attention to the real underlying problem and start helping to perpetuate it instead.

When asked about the problem of texting green/blue bubbles in the US, Apple CEO Tim Cook told a reporter to "buy your mom an iPhone" instead of actually addressing the problem that Apple's lack of RCS was causing.

I hate driving, but I don't feel safe riding my bike next to all those enormous cars. Whenever I bring it up though, all the car-brains just tell me "buy your mom an iPhone".

by anonymous December 21, 2023

your mom

Something that I did last night and she tasted very good

I did your mom yesterday we cummed together

by _crxppyZ- April 25, 2022

Me and your mom

me and your mom means that someone fuck your mom in the bed and your his dad

me and your mom are in the bed tonight

by Ballssackinyourmom December 13, 2024

Your Mom

Any dumbass who uses this is probably failing or has no sense of what they are doing whatsoever

Person #1: bro look at (insert a janitors name) he's probly doing crack

person #2: by crack do you mean..YOUR MOM!

person #3: dude...are you failing your grades or smth?

by SWEETEST PIE June 23, 2022

Your mom will not be able and the golden ones will not play in the same way I am in india and time

Yes mam pls ask you to do with afsar ashwin sanjay and afsar are u happy pu to the world of the disease in a chil world all the real name of a trapezium of the disease that

Your mom will not be able and the golden ones will not play in the same way I am in india and time yes

by SafireX (GD) September 11, 2022

your mom

fattest being in existence

dude A: bro your mom so fat she'd probably sit on a whale and its bones be broker than your wallet ngl
dude B: no cap

by Cloudy_yduolC March 18, 2022