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Tearjerk

This term has 3 definitions, one being a joke or someone so funny it immediately bring you to tears, the second being a sad movie/story that brought you to tears at the end. The third definition is when you cry while jerking off

@krell
Def1: haha that chud is so funny hes a tearjerker
Def2: that movie I watched yesterday tearjerker me
Def3: when my girlfriend gets mad at me I start tearjerking to her messages
by kr3llix0n7op March 10, 2026
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Tears Law

A level 5 crashout based around fake graffiti
Matts crashing out because Lewis put snow spray on his car, this is such a tears Law Crashout!
by Buke Lruce February 10, 2025
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Tear Hogger

A type of person that acts smug/superior/condescending than others for caring about the "bigger thing". Tend to look down on others for mourning a tragedy/event on a "smaller" scale.
A: "Why are they mourning over a Squirrel or Liam Payne. There are thousands of starving Palestinians right now."
B: "Wow, what a fucking tear hogger."
by mudskipper1977 April 8, 2025
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tearritory

Da section of fabric dat you are allowed to rip along.
I am kinda fumble-fingered, so I prefer to carefully cut pieces of cloth with scissors so as not to accidentally venture into "unauthorized tearritory" --- i.e., separate said woven-threads material in an area where it was supposed to remain intact.
by QuacksO August 13, 2025
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TEAR

Tear is most known in 2025 as the bargain-bin extorter who thought scamming kids online was a career path. He walks around acting like the final boss of the internet, but in reality he’s just the tutorial-level goblin everyone farms for XP. He brags about “power” but couldn’t even extort his WiFi provider into giving him decent internet.

He’s been in so many “groups” that he’s basically the online equivalent of a free trial—everyone uses him once and then kicks him out. Tear calls himself a menace, but the only thing he’s really terrorized is the spellcheck on his ransom notes.

Tear is known for typing tough behind a keyboard while his mom yells at him to take out the trash. He’s the kind of guy who’d extort you for $5 and then still ask for a tip.

Tear is known
Tear is a clown
He’s been in so many “groups” that he’s basically the online equivalent of a free trial—everyone uses him once and then kicks him out. Tear calls himself a menace, but the only thing he’s really terrorized is the spellcheck on his ransom notes.
by IMHIMXDDD August 22, 2025
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Tear awd

Blue plastic contempo vacuum cleaner, off-roading in 2007 hilux
I went tear awding in Toowong today; I used the tear awd to clean up my mess
by ConfusedSpyro August 24, 2025
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Teared

“js no gng teared gng.”
by kamped up December 21, 2025
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