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Hop on Ucking Simulatrice in roblox
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Shmuel Juice

A Viscous liquid, defined as a comforting mental flow to calm anxieties. Excreted overtime and could result in a mess if dried up.

The thicker the Shmuel Juice the browner the liquid.

When Shmuel juice gets stuck to skin hair or clothing, the only effective measure is to discard it and surgically remove the affected area if it is viscous. If the Shmuel Juice is clear or slightly yellow, mix 3 drops of chlorhexidine gluconate with warm soapy water and treat area with solution by gentle scrubbing for 5 minutes. Works on all surfaces!

Never attempt to Self operate
Jimmy: What's that on your shirt?

Tom: OH Shit! I got Shmuel Juice on me

Jimmy: Damn bro, your not getting that out for weeks!
by TheOGtruthteller January 11, 2024
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Samuel

Samuel: did you watch my concert yesterday? It went very well!
Anyone: no, I don't believe you
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Samuel Wolk

Samuel Wolk please stop explaining the 700 meanings of the number 4 we need to get to 5
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Samuel

Samuel is a bitch and a fat hore that looks amari and he wants to put his dick inside him
Samuel
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Samuel

if Samuel it's your name u are probably gay, if you are not you are only a femboy
Samuel loves dick
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Samuel

A psychopath who enjoys animal cruelty.
Typical method of execution is drowning.
Dude! That man right there is a Samuel, don't let him near your dog.
by totallynothrishikesh November 25, 2023
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