simp bender

one who attracts too many simps to the point where its scary

"where'd you get all that stuff?"
"im a simp bender"

by saouki July 6, 2020

Simp-pastel

Pastel, pastel is a big simp. Periodt
Pastel-simp is a friend in our group that thinks fictional women are more important then real life women.

Pastel-simp likes to simp with fictional women and YouTuber men.
Simp-pastel is a very rare kind

by Sweettesttrash March 28, 2020

simp machine

Somebody who's being simped for by another person.

A: Dude, C is such a simp machine. How does she tolerate D's simping?
B: Probably not well. laughs She's already with E anyway! What a simp D is.

by juddily March 12, 2022

depressed simp

vanti and gian

vanti and gian are depressed simps.

by pussy_luvver69 May 4, 2020

Voigt-Simp

One who is so much of a simp towards all women that they must mask this fact by constantly being rude, disrespectful and putting them down.

You Aidan Voigt is such a Voigt-Simp

by Enrique Emmanuel Alvaréz May 26, 2020

Side Simp

The act of being a Side Hoe and a Simp at the same time.

that eboy is a side side simp

by UpsideEv December 13, 2019

Cash Simp

A middle class or working class person who simps for the ultra wealthy.

That Elon Musk fanboy is a cash simp.

by laman012 October 31, 2021