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New jersey finger shake

When a girl gets fingered then shits into a cup after she squirts into the shit filled cup it is blended up then consumed by a nigger
Hey i think she just did a New jersey finger shake
by Gorillatesticles December 31, 2021
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Shake-ol-o-crete:

Pronounced "shake_all_oh_creete." The formidable, impenetrable substance that is created when you procrastinate washing your blender, cup and/or countertop after making your daily Shakeology® smoothie.
Shake-ol-o-crete: I just spent 30 minutes cleaning my kitchen with a kettle of hot water and belt sander to remove the spillage from this mornings' Shakeology® smoothie.
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shake my other hand

Jerk me off it suck my dick used as more of a metaphor not in an actual sexual situation
Dad: go do the dishes

Me : fuck you shake my other hand
by Pussy eating champion February 10, 2017
mugGet the shake my other handmug.

Shaking like a shitting dog

(verb)- the act of shaking and shivering as a direct result of "demons" brough on by a massive weekend of drinking and or drugs.
Bru, your brother is not in a good way. When i saw him he was shaking like a shitting dog!
by 6mboyjam August 16, 2018
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give your head a shake

A phrase which has never actually been spoken aloud. Instead, it is found exclusively in letters to the editor and on message-boards. Must be spoken with a grumpy old white man accent.
Legalize marijuana? You need to give your head a shake, boy. And get off my lawn.
by Pedobar October 27, 2011
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shake your money maker

creating sexual attraction; tension, -the concept of using ones' "prime parts" to potentially, temporarily, permanently 'lock' a 'financier', (or otherwise "financially secure" 'ballistician'/infantryman') into 'floating' ones' monetary existence. -sometimes accomplished by evolving into a 'production facility', 'processing' the DNA
he encouraged the titty dancer to "shake your money maker"

after he saw her shake her money maker, she got the mine; but he got the shaft!!

the biker was a 'gone goose' after he witnessed her shake her money maker!
by michael foolsley November 16, 2011
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