piss mop

an ugly whore, or any ugly girl in general who you would piss on.

man, jessica is just a fucking piss mop.

by horizar May 13, 2005

Piss crease

A womens crack that is smeared with stale piss.

John says to jim "So john have you pounded your pork sword into her piss crease yet?" To which john replyed "No you daft twat shes my sister!".

by William epps. October 6, 2008

sissy pissing

A man sitting down on a toilet to urinate.

The bathroom at the Gay bar was really gross, sissy pissing was out of the question.

by Joseph the Adorable July 17, 2016

Piss Willy

Used to refer to stuck up or utterly ridiculous people or things. The Piss Willy is a proper or well refined worm with a British accent who wears a top hat, bow tie, suit, and has a cane.

Prep: Ew. Youre gonna eat that? That is so unhealthy.

You: Well yea. I mean thats why I got it.

Prep: Ugh. Whatever, you're gonna get fat.-walks away-
You: That just makes me huggable ya feckin Piss Willy!

by Ashton_Ecstasy August 3, 2014

zombie piss

an alcoholic deink consisting of two parts vodka and one part pickle juice. Named after the delightful flavor, and the way you feel after drinking more than three.

yo, barkeep! A round of zombie piss for my homies!

by ulcerated liver 5000 January 19, 2011

Soda Piss

Used when comparing to something clear.

Teacher: Crystal clear kids?
Sarcastic Student: Clear as soda piss!

"I drank a bunch of soda, now my piss is dark... I got soda piss"

by Llandon January 19, 2009

Piss Wagon

A dead set loose cunt who stows the grog away like a brewery wagon

Harris ya big cunt you're a dead set piss wagon

by Papa big smurf November 9, 2016