Almost identical to hoggin, a pig contest involves two or more contestents that try to pick up the fattest and/or ugliest girl in a bar.
We didn't see any hotties in the bar, so me and my buddies decided to have a pig contest last night. I won because I banged your Mom!
by Tubzilla October 09, 2008
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Loves the low life pig pen dirty life style. Free loading house guest. Females may use the blood horn.
by Ziggy77 October 05, 2006
He pulled down his pants and exposed his shrivel-pig and I puked a little in my mouth!
Calling his a dick is a compliment. He’s a shrivel-pig!
Calling his a dick is a compliment. He’s a shrivel-pig!
by Boymom0406 September 24, 2019
by Mr.Manny11113 January 24, 2014
The art of screwing someone over or out of something; fucking with someone in a funny or messed up way; telling someone some twisted bull shit to get your way or out of trouble... like a pig that fucks with a screw-like dick.
1) Aaw, that mother fucker just pig dicked me out of $30!
2) Seriously? Are you pig dicking me right now bro!?
2) Seriously? Are you pig dicking me right now bro!?
by The Dapper Gentleman September 17, 2017