Driving the Hog

Driving the Hog means doing something wild or crazy. Similar to crashing out.
Hey did you see Jake last night, he backflipped off the roof at the party!

Yeah man he was straight driving the hog!
by CrashoutMaster3000 October 22, 2024
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hog rot

When you have an engorged and enflamed hog between your thighs that's tender to the touch. Might smell of cottage cheese and butane. Usually caused by multiple nights without a shower and unprotected sex. Enflamation and overencomberence.
Dude I got a bad case of hog rot, don't be mad if I'm slow to get up.
by Hog in the Machine July 18, 2023
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Childhood hog

The childhood hog is the like the Angels off that movie about Scrooge, except it's a hog that visits children who have missed things from their childhood like seeing 'the lion king.'
Daphne- aw man you never believed in Santa?
Sagitta- nah man

Daphne- you're overdo for a visit from the childhood hog
by 🌏💖 December 19, 2016
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Turd Hog

A person who shits their pants alot and/or takes it in the butt.
Person 1: (farts during the whole class and it's rank)
Person 2: "Man your a turd hog, go wipe your ass"
by Trudaddy November 05, 2011
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Bulgarian hog loaf

Hog loaf from the land of Bulgaria. Often times is so juicy and tender it melts in your mouth and leaves a coat of Bulgarian oxide. You have to wash your mouth for 1 hour to get rid of this coating. Is the most nutritious food of the 21st century.
Man, I tried Bulgarian hog loaf and it was so good!
by Bryce loves boobs November 16, 2023
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Hog Bag

When you have been out drinking all day and night. When it's finally time to eat. You hit a drive thru, or order Door Dash. Making an order big enough for 8 people. Making sure to completely stuff your self. While eating your food like you are eating from a Hog Trough.
I just made a McDonald's order that cost 37.50. That's what I call a Hog Bag. Then preceded to stuff all 6 burgers, 3 large fries, and 30 chicken nuggets down my throat
by Gold Standard 1 January 16, 2025
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Ground Hog

When a male lets his female friends send dirty messages to his girl friend while she thinks its him
Keegan sat back and watched his female friends send dirty messages to his girl friend. AKA Ground Hog
by Loxter November 28, 2014
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