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reggie the rat

a furry floofy fun ball that lives in a cage and runs around a wheel at 12 in the night disturbing its poor owner
me: “what does reggie the rat do?”
someone: “absolutely nothing, sleeps all day, eats a bit, jumps at everything
me: “what a cool rat!!”
by peepeepoopoohahahehe January 12, 2021
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Shire Rats

Subhuman life forms that dwell in The Shire.

Can usually be found wearing a wife basher, smelling like shit, speaking in an incoherent drawl, waiting in dole queues, swearing at their flock of bastard children, and yelling straya and passers by.
1
John: I was bitten by some dirty Shire Rats last night.
Jane: You should get tested!

2
John: Look, some Shire Rat is beating his wife on his front lawn.
Jane: Fucking filth. They are an embarassment to this country.
by therestofaustraliahatesyou October 15, 2009
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Rat milk

Guy 1: Hey, is that rat milk or not milk?
Guy 2: By GOD! I cannot tell!
by geo November 11, 2003
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Hoodie Rat

"Hey, have you seen Travis? He left his trucker hat in the pit."
"Yeah, I saw him leave the show with some hoodie rat."
"High five!"
by one2ohmygod July 4, 2009
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Rats Cleo

of or pertaining to a raunchy, dominant female, usually interested in bodily fluids. Also used to describe raunchy public restroom situations.
by chrisstar andrew sisk March 15, 2009
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rug rat

A man who performs oral sex on women. The male version of "carpet muncher."
Neil went down on Emily for hours. He is such a rug rat.
by NDog22 April 17, 2014
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Rat bastard

Jon Finchen AKA the greaseball
Dan Barber or wee man
by CrispyFried May 14, 2003
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