a furry floofy fun ball that lives in a cage and runs around a wheel at 12 in the night disturbing its poor owner
me: “what does reggie the rat do?”
someone: “absolutely nothing, sleeps all day, eats a bit, jumps at everything”
me: “what a cool rat!!”
someone: “absolutely nothing, sleeps all day, eats a bit, jumps at everything”
me: “what a cool rat!!”
by peepeepoopoohahahehe January 12, 2021

Subhuman life forms that dwell in The Shire.
Can usually be found wearing a wife basher, smelling like shit, speaking in an incoherent drawl, waiting in dole queues, swearing at their flock of bastard children, and yelling straya and passers by.
Can usually be found wearing a wife basher, smelling like shit, speaking in an incoherent drawl, waiting in dole queues, swearing at their flock of bastard children, and yelling straya and passers by.
1
John: I was bitten by some dirty Shire Rats last night.
Jane: You should get tested!
2
John: Look, some Shire Rat is beating his wife on his front lawn.
Jane: Fucking filth. They are an embarassment to this country.
John: I was bitten by some dirty Shire Rats last night.
Jane: You should get tested!
2
John: Look, some Shire Rat is beating his wife on his front lawn.
Jane: Fucking filth. They are an embarassment to this country.
by therestofaustraliahatesyou October 15, 2009

by geo November 11, 2003

An scene slut or emo skank.
"Hey, have you seen Travis? He left his trucker hat in the pit."
"Yeah, I saw him leave the show with some hoodie rat."
"High five!"
"Yeah, I saw him leave the show with some hoodie rat."
"High five!"
by one2ohmygod July 4, 2009

of or pertaining to a raunchy, dominant female, usually interested in bodily fluids. Also used to describe raunchy public restroom situations.
by chrisstar andrew sisk March 15, 2009

by NDog22 April 17, 2014

by CrispyFried May 14, 2003
