God Rod

By definition, a penis so large that when seen it leads one to believe the person it is attached to must be a deity.

Techsmith just HAD to show everyone he had a God Rod.

by Labat April 24, 2023

God Church

n. Some stupid shit Jake Paul said.

I just dropped some new merch, and it selling like a god church.

by DJFudrucker June 2, 2017

RAP GOD

when your rapping LIKE A GOD

rap god is used when
Lyrics coming at you at supersonic speed, (JJ Fad)
Uh, sama lamaa duma lamaa you assuming I'm a human
What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman
Innovative and I'm made of rubber
So that anything you say is ricocheting off of me and it'll glue to you
I'm devastating, more than ever demonstrating
How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating
Never fading, and I know that the haters are forever waiting
For the day that they can say I fell off, they'd be celebrating
'Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated
I make elevating music, you make elevator music

by FOX DUDE February 21, 2020

Meme God

A guy named Dylan who is the God of all memes.

Dylan is Meme God.

by JTS2 April 29, 2021

Cat god

He’s real and cool always wears a blue sweatshirt

It’s a bird it’s a plane ...it’s cat god

by Cat god cat lord July 7, 2018

watermelon god

The watermelon god is one of the few amazing gods. The watermelon god is the ruler of all things and is what everything in life revolves on. If the watermelon god is with you , you know your safe in life. Praise the Watermelon god.

Hey did you hear about the watermelon god, I heard it's amazing.

Ever since I started worshiping the watermelon god my life has changed for the better!

by Totally not the watermelon god November 29, 2019

God on a Wheel

A signature phrase used by Royce, of "Royce and Marilyn" to convey utter shock and disdain with a lack of culture, money, opera, ramba and samba skills, or in reaction to the "garbage-hole" in which she lives.

Royce: Why would I have to be a victim of all this garbage, that crap that you like? You know nothing about classical music, opera, nothing! Nothing! You can't sing an opera, you know nothing.

Marilyn: No, I don't sing opera.

Royce: You know nothing, nothing...

Marilyn: But that doesn't mean that I don't enjoy it.

Royce: You know nothing. I sing everything perfectly, note-by-note. You know nothing... OH God on a WHEEL!

Marilyn: In Las Vegas...

Royce: Oh ShutUp!

by djSpinHouse August 27, 2010