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chelsea boot syndrome

A condition suffered by male individuals who buy a briefly trending item of clothing & decide that they are now fashion icons or highly fashionable.
Brandon has crazy Chelsea boot syndrome ever since he got those kicks he’s been calling anyone who doesn’t have ‘em lame.
by Urbandirtyface June 8, 2018
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knock her boots

When you want to have sex with a girl very badly.
Yo Jeff
Yea Craig
You know Maria, right?
Yea, why?
I wanna knock her boots man
by The_One1 March 11, 2017
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are you ready, boots?

statement indicating potential departure, time to leave, prelude to transport, potential point 'a' to point 'b'

from the 1966 nancy sinatra song: 'these boots are made for walking'

(note: those who actually play this lame song, PLEASE!! include the sax riff at the end, if only on guitar!!)
lets' hit the pickup bar, are you ready, boots?

are you ready boots?, START WALKIN'!! (saxophone)
by michael foolsley June 1, 2011
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wearing combat boots

Setting up personal boundaries with another person, particularly when you've been disrespected up to that point. Combat boots are needed to kick some ass. These combat boots are often worn by women to put another woman in her place.
His ex-girlfriend keeps showing up when we go out and trying to get his attention, next time we go out I'm wearing my combat boots.

He's bringing that bimbo to our kids parent-teacher conference. She has no business there. I'm coming too and I'll be wearing combat boots.
by Harmony08 September 15, 2010
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Boots van Gundy

Host of the popular kids T. V. show from the late 80's. Boots was most well known for his stories that he told while rocking in his chair.
I loved that Boots van Gundy when I was little.
by bootsfan12 April 28, 2005
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Boot-shining crazy

A person, idea, thought, belief, government or other concept, system or organization that is domineering in manner, arrogant or otherwise overbearing or obsessively concerned with seemingly minor perceived slights or infractions.

The phrase is believed to have first emerged in the armed forces as an insult used to described officers who make excessive fuss over minor matters such as not shining ones boots thoroughly enough.

The term has since gained widespread acceptance outside of the military and can be found in common usage amongst many English speaking populations around the globe.
foo: "I had some cop stop me the other day for forgetting to put my indicator on, even though the street was totally empty he still gave me a ticket"

bar: "Sounds to me like he was boot-shining crazy"
by tteeler March 30, 2009
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