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Jack nasty 

Alright kids, a jack nasty is where a boy usually high school or younger who can't get laid masturbates 'jacks off' into some tissues. Since he is often not one to properly discpose of them, they drift about the room and eventually make their residence beneath his bed.

The resulting hard, crusty tissue wad peeking out from beneath the mattress... Is a jack nasty.
Person A: What's with the tissues, dude?

Person B: Nothing!

Person A: Man you was makin' jack nasties!

OR:

Man that chick was so fine but I'll never get with her. I cry alone at night and make jack nasties.
Jack nasty by Alexander C.R September 8, 2005
Related Words

beer nasty 

When a girl is so nasty that all the drunk guys still want nothing to do with her.
Man, that girl is Beer Nasty.
beer nasty by Hickey25 September 19, 2008

senator nasty 

A booty bandit, a cock commander, and a dick demander.
Look at the that fool talkin' loud and citin' The economist, he must be a senator nasty.
senator nasty by bizboy February 3, 2010

skagg nasty 

positioning yourself up high or elevated level above some body, pulling down your pants and underpants, and taking a huge dump all over an unsuspecting victim.
he really makes me made i think i might give him a skagg nasty
skagg nasty by uberdonuts February 19, 2011

rubber nasty 

- a general term for something that is bad.

- can be used in a verb form "rubber nastied" as a way of describing an explosion of emotion and or bodily fluid.

- a term to describe a used condom
- Hey, what's that you drinkin' ?
- Water... but it tastes like rubber nasty.
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- Oh my god, I just saw Ivy and rubber nastied all over myself!
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- What is on my face.
- a rubber nasty.
rubber nasty by Su Yang November 11, 2011

tongue nasty

A bad bitch with an I don’t give a fuck attitude. Nuts in a bitches mouth and makes them fart it out their ass. They use their split tongue to lick both sides at the same time. Tongue Nasty a FREAK
I met this guy in the grocery store yesterday and he asked me if I would let him bust a nut in my mouth and fart in out onto his face. I asked his name and he said they all call me “Tongue Nasty”
tongue nasty by Dtfanal October 31, 2017