nap munchies

waking up from a nap so zooted and fuzzy that all you can do is eat a fuck ton food. the nap munchies often include weird pairings of foods.

dude I woke up and had the nap munchies so bad I didn’t stop eating for an hour and a half

by roseybooty July 21, 2020

Milf Munchies

After spending the night with a single mom, especially if shes freaky, following the sinful acts, you retire to the kitchen and eat her kids fruit snacks.

Dude 1: Hey man where did you get those fruit snacks, I thought you were that girls house?

Dude 2: I was but I got the Milf Munchies.

by Jackolous Bakray August 21, 2021

Werwolf munchies

Aluminum such as apcs

I got the werwolf muNchies can you order a new bun with a brick leave the terraflops at home and smoke the reapers icing cake and somehow pass me another chicken wing please

by Cody5050 January 15, 2022

Man Munchies

When a woman is craving cock so bad, she will take any man.

Sharon has the man munchies, and she will be taking someone home tonight.

by FREDDY IN THE 863 March 4, 2022

Emotional munchies

When you’re so sensitive and feel too many emotions you end up binge eating

Bro I got them emotional munchies after the break up

by Zoyka5 December 4, 2022

The munchies

When you hungry especially after smoking or having sexual relations.

Dad will you pull into White Castle ? I got the munchies!

by Maddogg radio August 31, 2022

Ninja munchies

When you smoke weed and don’t feel like you have the munchies, but if you start eating, you can’t stop. Having munchies from smoking weed without realizing it. Not feeling like you have the munchies from smoking pot, but you do. (AKA silent munchies, hidden munchies.)

I smoked some super boof and got the ninja munchies. I wasn’t very hungry, so I poured myself a small bowl of potato chips. Before I knew it, I had finished off a large pizza, the whole bag of chips, a quart of ice cream

by RespectMyAuthoritay August 5, 2023