Captain Morgan

When you have a wank and you decide to have one leg on the toilet seat to make the experience much better

Yesterday I decided to have myself a Captain Morgan. I wanted to feel like Jack Sparrow.

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nolan morgan

A loser. Makes lame jokes and usually only one person laughs at it

Person 1: Do you know Nolan Morgan?

Person 2: yeah, he’s a loser.

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An extremely small boy with: small muscles, small height and an extremely small winky

‘You know that Oliver Morgan kid?’

‘Yeah, isn’t he the small boy with the small winky?’

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The GREASTEST Being to walk the earth, ever in history.

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Here's Chad Morgan singing the shiek of scrubby creek.

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The dude that takes control of the parties and festivities . The planner , the organizer, the orchestrator.

I’m gonna Captain Morgan this shit and it’s gonna be epic!

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Robert morgan freecock-A nigga with a bitch ass perm and a long dick that will leave yo girl amazed by his cockeyed barber cut hairline.