monocaniest

A person with one dog.

Sue just got her first dog, she's now a monocaniest.

by dkrnet June 17, 2011

Monopolownage

The act of violently or thoroughly dominating, owning, or serving a human or computer opponent in a game of Monopoly (board or computer game). Usually refers to a move which bankrupts said opponent.

Verb form: to Monopolown an opponent.

He took five minutes to theatrically bless the dice, having every woman in the room blow on them, and then proceeded to land right on Boardwalk... with my hotel on it. It was perfect monopolownage

He had to place mortgages on his remaining properties after landing on my Marvin Gardens, then Chance monopolowned him in the face on his next turn by sending him to Bill's Illinois Avenue.

by odInsanity July 18, 2011

monotesticalvaginitis

when somebody is to much of a pussy to go on a big ride at an amusement park

John: MJ, did you go on kingda ka yet?

MJ: Nah im too scared

John: Looks like someone has monotesticalvaginitis today!

by solonggayboyz July 30, 2011

Monoemotive

A state of being used to describe a person who is currently dominated by one powerful emotion. The state of being monoemotive is usually preceded by an event that would trigger an emotion or feeling so powerful, that it transcends all reason and becomes the afflicted person's main focus in life. It is all they think about, it is all they feel. Any feeling can rise to the level of monoemotiveness, grief, joy, happiness, sadness, or guilt. And there is no cure for it other than time.

Joe: "Julie's grandmother just died, she was overcome by waves of grief."

Bob: "Yeah, I saw her. You could tell she was monoemotive, she was nothing but sad."

Bill: "Did you hear that Sally and Tom were getting married?"
Sam: "Yeah! I was there when he asked her! You could tell she was monoemotive, she was about to explode she was so happy!"

by Monoemotive January 8, 2012

monopodio

(1) a captain of thieves (named for the character from Miguel de Cervantes' novella _Rinconete y Cortedillo_);

(2) someone who uses unfair business practices to squeeze out a rival (17th century Spain)

When Burgos's interests succeeded briefly in curbing Bilbao's participation in wool export to Bruges, outraged Bilbaino merchants and shippers immediately labeled the action with the current epithet, monopodio. (from Stein's _Silver, Trade, and War_ p. 15)

by Mr. Badger February 25, 2012

Monogubate

When one is so devoted to their mate that they can only fantasize about them during manual pleasure.

They were so sexually compatible that when they were apart they had to monogubate to each other.

by bobbybrock June 14, 2012

Monoma Futty

Usually an extremely fat person who loves to eat cake and sit on the sofa all day.
Doesn't really have a life and usually smells like dead badgers and road kill

Charlie: Well I'd say she's a monoma Futty

Sarah: Yeah. I'd agree

by DaRiAnSuNnShInE October 3, 2012