Jongus

Northern English slang-term for an overweight middle age man with a tendency to sleep with younger, teenage women.

Person 1: "I heard he slept with an 18 year old the other night.."

Person 2: "yeah he's a jongus"

by Brian The Pirate February 14, 2022

Joni Bitchell

The sweetest bitch you'll ever hear.
Her voice gives you erections and makes you wanna cum and masturbate.
It's ASMR at its finest.
You will fap to the beat of her music.

Joni Bitchell: Don't it always seem to go that you don't know what you've got till it's gone, they paved paradise and put up a fucking lot.
Me: Ooh uh uh uh, ooh uh uh uh.

by gregben August 14, 2022

danger jones

an adjective used to describe risky and/or questionable behaviors

I cant believe leonard tried to hit margie with the shocker; thats some danger jones shit.

by geraldine blackwell February 3, 2009

Cranberry Jones

A quarterback that wears crimson and cream who's home state is New Mexico. If your team is playing against him, he is the best player on your team.

When the Huskers were playing the Sooners, Oklahoma's quarterback thew 5 interceptions he was such a Cranberry Jones.

by CLS Husker February 8, 2010

Going Jones

When a two people are engaged in a text message conversation and one of them suddenly ceases all further communication or response. This usually leaves the other person awaiting an answer that will never be sent, resulting in a one way conversation.

*in a text*
Person 1: Hey what's up?
Person 2: Not much man
Person 1: We were supposed to hang last night, what happened to you?
Person 1: Hey you there?
Person 1: Are you Going Jones on me?

by Owlhero April 26, 2014

Top Jonge

A guy who doesn't give a flying fuck about consequences.

Many TOP JONGES can be recognised by their hair cut or natural glow from using NIVEA hand cream.

"Oh mate, who scored the last try?"
"I don't know, I was in the ambulance already"
"Top Jonge"

by honeybadger777 October 26, 2014

moon jongup

Moon Jongup is the main dancer and sub- vocal of the group B. A.P. He can make many fangirls and fanboys go crazy. One moment he's showing his angelic smile and you'd want to bake him a batch of cupcakes, the next moment ( usually when he's dancing) you'd want to rub the cupcakes all over him. Jongup also is referred to his Cheetos ( my god those Cheetos... Help me.) which are his biceps to match his immensely sexy dancing.

Baby 1: Omg did you see Moon Jongup's performance

Baby 2: The CHEETOS!!

Baby1: I can't believe those moves come from the same boy with dat angelic smile.
Baby2: Ikr

by Fun327 November 20, 2014