jerk grunt

the sound a man makes whilst he skeets his load on a womans face.

Missy: he had the loudest jerk grunt last night!
jaime: did he skeet in yur mouth?

by Hrm Smk May 16, 2009

jerkay

pronounced JERRRRRKAYYYY

its an exaggerated form of just kidding or "JK"

Terrorist: We will bomb the white house
Obama: WHAT?
Terrorist: JERKAY *laughs*

by stonebuddha August 22, 2009

Jerkagility

The ability of ones arm to effectively jerk off

I have no jerkagility with my left hand, so I must jerk off with my right.

by Carniekman November 1, 2011

Jerk in Last minute

a jerk who ruins a really great moment

the jerk in last minute ruined the marriage and made every present people very sad.

by wizzlars January 13, 2013

jerk circle

The act of jerking off in a circle with a woman in the middle naked.

"are you attending my jerk circle tonight?"

by bitch squad October 9, 2016

jerk

someone who isn't nice

He's a jerk

by SNAPPLE MAN April 13, 2017

Jercules

The complete opposite of Hercules, a complete arsehole.

OMG that guy I just served was a right fucking Jercules !

by bigbawski May 19, 2017