Samuel L Jackson

A new beer brand sponsored by the famous actor. First commercial ever aired on the Dave Chapelle Show.
Are you ready for the truth?... and I hope they burn in hell... crazy white boy muthafucka... may I have some of this soft drink to wash this down?...
by venusflytrap January 18, 2005
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Lake Jackson waterfall

Similar to an Arkansas Waterfall. An overflowing toilet pouring onto the floor caused by the clogging by loads of fecal matter embedded with Skoal.
The young uns was bored so we went to the old age home to look for a Lake Jackson waterfall. It sucked cuz all we found was a sloppy grandma.
by Hannibal March 29, 2003
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Samuel L. Jackson

1. Noun. One of the best American actors of all time. Often has roles as a bad ass, which is a role he plays better than anyone.

2. Verb. As is characteristic of many of Samuel L. Jackson movies, to yell something deep and filled with curse words to a person over and extended period of time. To constantly speak in a loud tone of voice regardless of the subject matter.

3. Verb. To speak violent things in a calm tone of voice while looking at the person with crazy eyes. This makes you scary as hell.
If you keep talking shit, motherfucker, I'm gonna Samuel L. Jackson your ass!

Person 1: Why are you yelling at me?
Samuel L. Jackson: Because this is how I talk motherfucker! Aint you seen any of my movies?
by BombACat July 18, 2010
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Michael Jackson

The man who lost his n-word pass and grabbed his pp while saying HEEHEE
A: Do you know the man who lost his n-word pass?
B: Do you mean Michael Jackson?
A: Yeah.
B: HEEHEE!*GRABS HIS PP*
by KermitTheHEEHEE October 18, 2019
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Dirty Samantha Jackson

When two special people get freaky in the disabled loo before politely rejoining the class.
Wow! Can you believe they pulled a Dirty Samantha Jackson in our school?!
by Mikeydiesalot June 12, 2020
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michael jackson disease

When you start out as black but then later in your life you turn white.
My friend Jamal was black at first, but then developed Michael Jackson Disease and is now white.
by Nosdnarg November 28, 2017
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Samuel L. Jackson

Sam: Describe what he looks like!

Man: Hes black...Bald--

Sam: Does he look like a bitch?

Man: What?!

Sam: DOES...HE...LOOK..LIKE...A BITCH?!

Man: NO!
by James Lowe December 18, 2004
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