has “♣️♥️♣️♥️“ in their twitter handle, posts 5000 pictures of their dads truck, and tweets about how he wants to treat a girl right but fucks over any girl he’s ever been with.
by alyssabj15 December 14, 2017

by Sayōnara_Sucker July 8, 2021

A flaming homosexual of any race.
by B-dones May 9, 2019

by Little raccon June 11, 2017

Typically used to describe a dirty ol' redneck that aspires to be as monumentally stout as an Absolute Unit. Wears Ariat boots with faded blue jeans. Wears hats as often as possible. Probably to cover his bald spot.
Damn y'all look at Bradley walking down the hall like a Cowboy Unit. That guy is a poser -- he's no Absolute Unit!
by absoluteunit9000 October 15, 2018

When a man sits on a woman's stomach while sticking his dick in between her tits and fucks her tits until he cums on her face.
by IDefinenow June 7, 2017

Cowboy Specials are a woman's fat calves. Why? Because in the movie Smokey and the Bandit Burt Reynolds character, Bo "The Bandit" Darville, tells Sally Field (Carrie) that "Cowboys love fat calves."
"Sarah may be ugly but she's got those juicy cowboy specials."
"Hey Joe, check out the cowboy specials over by the pool table."
"Hey Joe, check out the cowboy specials over by the pool table."
by Jesse Jamison August 13, 2022
