von dutch

A store that has things that cost a bunch of $cha-ching$

1: Look at my new Von Dutch trucker hat!
2: That hat is so kewl i gotta get 1!

by Presley June 12, 2005

Dutch owen

A term referencing passing gas under the covers. <generica> yeah it's when you fart under the covers and then you force the other person's head under the covers. my ex and i used to do it to each other all the time.

Touche.

Doctor 7 is not my boyfirnd anymore because he made our bed an enormous Dutch owen.

by Ruskie April 11, 2005

Dutch Shortcake

An sexual act involving the male coming on both sides of the females body creating a sandwhich.

You should've seen that girl last night I dutch shortcake'd her rotten.

by LudoMcTheShortcaker September 06, 2008

double dutch

Jumping into a conversation that you were not invited to.

You and your friends are talking about something and you see that person that always has his/her two cents to add in or just wants to be involved in the conversation. He/she hovers around for a second looking for their opportunity to jump in. When you least expect it they double dutch right in and take control of the conversation.

by charles bundler September 19, 2013

dutch cap

A condom used for birth control.

A dutch cap is a good way to prevent little dutchmen.

by Bill the Cat May 06, 2008

Dutch muffin

when a man and woman are in bed. The man farts then puts the sheets over the girls head so she only breaths in farts. Than you put ur weeny in her mouth so she can only breath in her nose. Then you finish up and then eat yummy muffins.

Olivia and n00j

in bed. Dutch muffin stylin

by Mandizzler aka mandac May 09, 2008

Dutch courage

Its bad when a group of people made the English and French look brave in the American Revolution by letting them do all the fighting in a war for independence from European control. Its not called Dutch courage for nothing.

French guy-Your courage is such Dutch courage.
Dutch guy-Well, there was blood everywhere and I was too high to fight.
French guy-Like I said your courage is such Dutch courage.
Dutch guy-Im gonna pretend you didn't say that, I'm a lovable guy.
French guy-You have too much Dutch courage to be a lovable guy. You're a fucking coward, not a pet.
Dutch guy-You made a good point just now.

Damn a French guy told you that you're a fucking coward, that's bad.

by Solid Mantis July 24, 2018