I miss her 

You feel so god damn empty.

I miss her man, I fucked something up and now I have to miss her forever. And that's a long time.

I miss her by Imissher26 July 26, 2020

I rode a horse once

Used to indicate the presence of a particularly stupid person.

"I rode a horse once"
"What?"

I rode a horse once by baked_goods_ April 22, 2009

I'm the shit.

I'm the best to ever to it. I'm the coolest, the most handsome/pretty, the best dressed, debonair. I'm the best overall in any category. I need to dust my shoulders off cuz I'm so fly.

You see my with my fresh pradas on? Yea, I'm the shit.

I'm the shit. by iiAmDiva October 31, 2011

I don't recall

A rather poor safety net that is often used by the guilty when they testify before congress. The degree to which the testifier uses this phrase often indicates how much they have to hide. This phrase was recently made famous by Alberto Gonzales when he testified in April of 2007.

Alberto Gonzales used the old "I don't recall" trick 71 times when he testified before congress the other day. That means he's really guilty or really stupid. Most likely both.

I don't recall by kmuto April 30, 2007

i want to die 

Take a moment. Breathe in. Hold it. Breathe out and let it all out.
Oh gosh baby, don't say that. I know things may be difficult, and that's okay. It's okay to feel this way. But you have so much worth and I'm so grateful that you are alive. And I am so proud of you. You are so much stronger than you think. life is so much more than feeling depressed or anxious every day. I know how you feel. I promise you that one day, you will wake up and enjoy every single breath you take. You will wake up to feel EXCITED for the day to come. I promise you, that you will feel OKAY. So please, promise me to stay alive. Let's link our pinkies together and promise each other.

Thank you for reading this and remember, you are loved. I love you.

If you or a loved one is in any danger, please call tel:[phone]

"I want to die"
" You'll be okay, I promise you my love"

i want to die by lulyluv May 22, 2020

i watch it for the plot 

excuse for niggas who watch certain shows/porn and dont wanna admit they watch it to see titties jiggling in they face.

TYRONE: Nigga, are you watching kill la kill?
EKWUEME: NO! I WATCH IT FOR THE PLOT!
TYRONE: Yeah right nigga.

i watch it for the plot by dickfootch April 19, 2017

I miss you 

When you miss someone so much, you start searching it in Urban Dictionary.

I miss you! Damn it.

I miss you by Very lonely in Manila :)) December 22, 2010