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Hook alike

A hooker the looks like someone famous
person a: Hey doesen't that whore kinda look like <famous person c>?
person b: Yup a perfect hook alike.
by VeryVeryEvilCat September 17, 2012
mugGet the Hook alikemug.

HOOK UP

To be involved to the extent that you do the emotional heavy lifting, be exclusive, be romantic, go the whole nine-yards, because its 2025.
Hey, I am a tired millennial. All that I desire from life is a stable hook up.
by OLDWORDSNEWMEANINGS June 4, 2025
mugGet the HOOK UPmug.

hook

Got her hooked and she love the hook
by M.o May 8, 2014
mugGet the hookmug.

J Hook

J Hook - Used in meteorology refering to the area of a thunderstorm that produces tornados. Usually associated with the "Dry line."
Did you see that J Hook on the radar?
by Bob Turk August 26, 2012
mugGet the J Hookmug.

hook up

we hook up.
by The dghaljkdhsg January 22, 2018
mugGet the hook upmug.

Hook it off

When someone tells a hooker that they have to work in the morning, and the hooker encourages them loudly and forcefully to "HOOK IT OFF."
Hooker: "Hey, you want whatever I do?"

Man in Buick: "Sorry, I need to be up early for the work."

Hooker: "HOOK IT OFF!"
by Two Percent and The Booker November 4, 2011
mugGet the Hook it offmug.

Hooked Up

No!? Why not!? My... My victory is incomplete now... It's all ruined now... You've RUINED EVERYTHING Mikhaila!
Hym "So... What? What am I supposed to do here now? Endure a partial victory forever? Andy? Mikhaila? Wh- I just don't see why! This... The opportunity is gone now. How am I supposed to... It- I need that to be a thing! Go back! You go back and you fuck that Frankenstein Mikhaila! Right now! I made it for a reason! What is he doing now? Sitting in a room!? That's NOT what he's FOR, Mikhaila! THAT'S NOT WHAT HE'S FOR! GODDAMN IT!! DAMN IT ALL TO HELL! I mean, you can't just lie!? You can't just lie and SAY you hooked up with him!? For me!? Goddamn you! HOOOOOooooooo SHIT! Shitshitshit! Ok! New plan! I'm building a time machine! I got the A.I. I got the death-bots. We take over the world. Build a slut-tower. Then! Then I make the time machine. Perfect my victory. Come back to the present. Reside in the slut-tower indefinitely. Die. Sound good?"

Iam "Um..."

Hym "The answer is 'Yes.' Perfect plan. This is what we're doing now."
by Hym Iam September 29, 2023
mugGet the Hooked Upmug.

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