fudge my muffins

When someone shits on a woman's chest while having sex .

"Oh baby I so want you to fudge my muffins"

by PhonicEmu54321 September 24, 2017

fudge baby

1) A baby made of fudge

2) An anal sex reference to when a man pulls out of the anus and finds a nugget of shit on his cock.

1) Oh man! I can't wait to eat this fudge baby!

2)

James: Fuck man, Jamie gave me a fudge baby!
Garrett: Disgusting. I dropped a girl because of that.

by iTerezi July 21, 2017

The Fudge Gates Are Open

Used to signal to others that digestive tract is ready to defecate. Similar to the term “The Flood Gates Are Open” when describing a female’s monthlies.

Ginni: Hey, you’re off in a hurry, where are you going?
Nick: I gotta get to the wiz palace fast, The Fudge Gates Are Open wide and it’s gonna be a big one.

by Gabrielle Buesch October 14, 2022

Fudge Room

In reference to anal sex

John: so how was the sex with George last night, he hit the g-spot?
Miranda: nah, I only use the fudge room

John: nice

by DieInPeace March 27, 2021

Fudge Dog

When you put a shit on a stick and deep fry it

Oops I dropped my Fudge Dog

by MongoBalls June 20, 2025

fudging

holding in a shit for pleasure or situational reasons

“hey are you coming over later”
“nah i just started a fudging streak i can’t, sorry”

by FartMaxXer2 December 18, 2023

Fudge Hammer

A brown 61-67 Ford E100 Econoline truck.

"Looks like you drove the Fudge Hammer today."
"Yeah, it was a rough ride."

by vintagegamingsystems August 1, 2016