son of a fudge

a safer way to say son of a bitch

guy: you son of a fudge!

by chreesus jist March 29, 2021

The Fudge Gates Are Open

Used to signal to others that digestive tract is ready to defecate. Similar to the term “The Flood Gates Are Open” when describing a female’s monthlies.

Ginni: Hey, you’re off in a hurry, where are you going?
Nick: I gotta get to the wiz palace fast, The Fudge Gates Are Open wide and it’s gonna be a big one.

by Gabrielle Buesch October 14, 2022

Hot fudge Sundae

When someone passes out at a party. They are 1st shat on,
then someone or someone's feltches cum onto them. Finally for the piece de resistance, find a woman on her period so she can drop a blood clot on them

Were you at the party Saturday night? Poor Wade passed out and they gave him a hot fudge sundae. Picture are online and everything. He'll never live it down.

by Cloudybro May 18, 2025

fudge

1. chocolate
2. an expression u do when u don't want to use the f-word.

1. Mommy, that's some nice fudge.
2. Fudge you, Johnny!

by the apollo13 May 18, 2020

Bolivian Fudge Bucket

The act of covering oneself in Jaguar feces to prevent being spotted while having anal sex in nature.

Because jaguar spotting is a top 10 activity while visiting Bolivia (google this), it is highly recommended to perform the Bolivian Fudge Bucket when engaging in coitus.

by BubbaNub June 16, 2019

Fudge fingers

when you finger fuck a girl in the ass and once you fingers are full of shit you insert them into the vagina.

That bitch deserved fudge finger slut.

that bitch deserved the fudge fingers. She’s a slut

by Dick nose boner biscuit October 20, 2017

Fudge Dipped

When someone dips your head in all the poop in the bottom of an outhouse, making you look like a fudge dipped ice cream cone.

I fudge dipped Johnny's brother since he call my girlfriend a fat bitch

by chives66441 April 29, 2023