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suck ass

1. Someone who sucks up to others he/she deems superior.
2. One who worships celebrities or big name athletes.
3. Most sports journalists.
4. Jay Leno.
1. "All those douchebags at ESPN do nothing but suck ass."

2. "This Jay Leno guy, he does nothing but suck ass every night on his show."
by Hammerstrike June 25, 2005
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suck for a buck

It is, what it is.
(super slut) SUCK FOR A BUCK!!!!
(random guy) I GOT A DOLLAR!
by I'M NOT A CRACKA' January 30, 2009
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Titty sucking

It was almost time for lunch. The teacher looking like a stripper asked me to stay after class. When everyone left, she came over to my desk and grabbed my dick. I was shocked. Her doing that, made me want more. I got up and pushed her in the desk. I stripped her until she was completely naked. I then grabbed her breasts, and sucked em. The were so soft. And big. I took out my cock and went back and forth between her breaststroke. She moans. I then without hesitation, went inside her. She moaned even louder. I locked the door, and closed the curtains. I turn her around feeling her wet pussy and her giant boobs. Then went in her again

I went back and forth where we both cummed like crazy. The bell rang. We quickly put on our clothing and I kissed her still naked boob goodbye. Next period my table still had cum on it. I wiped it quickly. This kept happening until the end of the school year. I must go. She's calling me.
take your tongue and move it around the NIPPLES until you get to the pussy. Titty Sucking
by LavanderHoe July 30, 2020
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suck hole

Any person who is an annoying jerk or idiot. Used in an insulting way to describe anyone one does not like. Comparable to "asshole".
You are such a suck hole
Get lost you stupid suck hole
by Pogmotoin January 15, 2008
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The Suck Stand

when a guy is so tall he gets a blow job while the girl stands, no need to kneel, just suck it...
When she knelt she couldn't suck my knees, let alone my cock, so she did the suck stand...
by boomsmack August 21, 2009
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Suck Walls

To be SOOOO tired that you could fall asleep at any moment and snore so hard that you suck in the walls!!!
I am SO tired that I could actually suck walls!
by simbajames March 17, 2010
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Crescendo of Suck

When you go above and beyond a normal FAIL.
To truly experience a crescendo of suck you must fail so badly that you will hear a large swelling of noise, usually the sound of people gasping or laughing.
Sports fan: Man if this team doesn't start pulling it together I am gonna give up on them

Sports fan 2: I know man, I can already hear the crescendo of suck.
by madworldradio October 15, 2009
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