Filthy Pele

The act of rolling your shit into a ball and spooging on said shit resembling a soccer ball. Then toss it gently in the air and bicycle kick it into your partner.

I gave my girl the ole filthy pele and hit her square in the chesticles. I then proceeded to run around the room yelling olay olay olay!

by Filthy Pele February 1, 2009

FILF

Friend's Sister Id Like to Fuck

"Yo, Mr. Stevens, I heard you completely slammed FILF last night. Fatal.

by MRS. BILF March 4, 2009

filthysauce

combined of the two root words filthy, and sauce, which relate to cum. works excellently at the end of names

sean filthysauce lannon -or- lunderwear mcfilthyduggasauce.

dude did you see that filthysauce all over dl's face last night???

by stevee baz-dog December 17, 2008

Filter Threshold

The threshold of information you are willing to tell someone.

Public = Highest

Friend = Middle

Double Bestest Buddy = Lowest

Most of my friends have a high Filter Threshold. Marigold doesn't though.

by Wuadada November 25, 2009

FILF

Follower I'd Like to Fuck

1) A twitter user that follows you, and that you would like to fuck
2) A twitter user that you follow, and that you would like to fuck

Frequently not reciprocal, as many FILFs are celebrities or other subjects that someone does not know personally.

My followers page on twitter.com is full of FILFs.

by **stars** October 2, 2009

Filthy Sknowcone

While a person is either unconcious or sleeping or incampasitated you insert a funnel into their butt hole then you pee into the funnel so that when they wake up or become concious they have an ass full of piss, and shall regret falling asleep forever

Ah man I woke up this morning and my ass was going slosh slosh slosh... I got a filthy sknowcone

by jesusisnextdoor October 16, 2009

Filoffawapple

Marginally larger than amazing.

"Why do you love me?"
"Because you're filoffawapple, baby!"

by Lil'Petticoat October 21, 2009