by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 26, 2025

Basucky
by Eeeeerrrrrrrrr June 4, 2022

Historically, the name Eric is short for erection. The name Eric is givin to the warriors with only the greatest of erections. Every year all the Eric’s secretly come together at Eric’s party to compete in different erection challenges. This includes baseball (erections are used as bats), edging competitions, and more. If you can name it, then it most likely happens at Eric’s party.
Bro I was having a threesome with my girl and my homeboy Eric and when he whipped out his erection it was so huge. Then he stuck it in her and she instantly squirted everywhere. Damn you Eric.
by ereekafarty November 21, 2023

You're so fucking sweet, maybe sad, but omfg, you're amazing.
also, there is more than likely a depressed person who wants to rail your best friend.
also, there is more than likely a depressed person who wants to rail your best friend.
by gay.canadian May 24, 2021

The decision to quit any video games when down by 3 or more scores in the first half, or any other insurmountable deficit.
by roll2tide October 10, 2022

I don't know about your Eric but I know about mine. He's the definition of "He's one of the good ones". He makes me feel safe, loved, appreciated, and happy. He's my calm in the chaos. My favorite forever. The love of my life. There's never a boring moment with us. Our days are full of laughter and cuddles, or adventures and ice cream. I've never been with a man who treated me so well. From helping with house chores to just holding me while I'm sad(or having a normal PMS emotional day). He is my protector, my hero, and my soulmate. I'm so lucky we ended up together and I can't wait to be his wife one day and be able to tell people "this is my husband" because it just feels right. ❤️
I've found my Eric 🖤💙🖤
by knowerofall18 June 28, 2024

Makes music that makes me believe that I am white and wealthy, and yet, I am neither one of those things.
Eric Clapton takes me away into a world of glitz, glamour, coke and an overall ambience of debauchery that I deeply crave in my pauperism lifestyle.
by ACunny December 1, 2023
