Dooks 

Basically, sex. Dook, or dooks means to have or be up for sex. Can also be meant in the sense of being attractive, as "Dooks" comes from Daisy Dukes (Played by Jessica Simpson)

"You get dooks?"
"We on dooks tonight?"
"Yeah she may be nice, but is she dooks?"
"Jade Ashley's such a gyallis, he gets dooks everytime he's out!"

Dooks by Jude-Hartley May 6, 2008

Doomsday 

A time of retribution visited against vandals, specifically in reference to bathroom tissue, whereas said bathroom tissue is the matter of dispute between height of trees and length of ladders.

Dude, my house got TP'd last night. I've got 40 ft trees and 30 ft ladders. If I catch who did it...doomsday.

Doomsday by J Face May 19, 2009

Shut the front door 

something you say to not swear or nearly did swear

teacher: (blames peter for not doing his homework)
peter: shut.. (about to swear to teacher but doesn't want to) the front door
teacher: dude shut the hell up

guy in store: yo

peter:shut the front door

Shut the front door by CANYOUREADTHISYESYOUCAN October 10, 2011

Two-door theory 

The theory that ignorant people will wait excessive amounts of time to walk through an open door, as opposed to opening another door and saving themselves a great deal of time.

These people clearly never heard of the two-door theory

Two-door theory by Street Urchin April 6, 2004

screen door 

An extremely hot female.

"Yo! Check out those screen doors over there!"

Derived from the expression "Banging like a screen door in a hurricane"

screen door by Matt E January 5, 2007

Door Whore 

One of the many girls who stand in the doorway of such clothing stores such as Abercrombie and Fitch, American Eagle, Hollister and Aeropostale, whose job is nothing more than to stand there and look good and greet you when you come in. Also they may fold an ocassional shit sfter someone is done touching it.

Yo that door whore in hollister was hot as shit.

Door Whore by Harry Kalas October 30, 2007

Doods 

Noun: Plural for Dood

"Look at those doods over there!"

Doods by Buddy Steinhouser October 26, 2005