The Devil's Poison

An illness that usually lasts for 6-12 hours in which the victim uncontrollably farts, emitting a stench unbearable to everyone in the general area including the victim himself. Symptoms often include nausea, sore anus, diarrhea in the later stages, and irritability. Most farting is an enjoyable hobby but the Devil's poison is a sick curse you wouldn't wish on your worst enemy.

Morty: Dude what the hell man...it's funny when you let out normal farts but this just stinks.

Wausau Guy: There's nothing I can do about it man, I've got the devil's poison.

by Darryl Hardy July 22, 2014

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Blue Devil

The gayest creature to ever roam the earth. Although they are terrified of unicorns they have developed an ingenious defense mechanism know simply as "the flop". They shit themselves when frightened, which is common. In what is thought to be a disturbing mating ritual, they are often seen slapping the floor. If you are close enough to witness this in person run very fast in the opposite direction.

Did you see that sneaky blue devil try to ass rape me?

by N-N-N-Nannerpuss October 29, 2010

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Deviline

Noun - A real stark raving bitch , one who you would avoid at all costs. Not to be confused with satan , who is a complete pussy compared to the DEVILINE . She strikes fear into the hearts of complete cities and makes children cry at 100 paces . Her presence can be likened to a pissed off grizzly bear on steroids and PCP with a headache - but the bear is nicer. Her bullshit british accent is shrill enough to shatter glass and induce vomiting in a dead man. One encounter with her and you will wish you were dead.

I once worked for the deviline , it was the worst time of my life , every day after work I would go home and beat my wife and kids , then later at night I would go out , hire a hooker to beat the living shit out of me.

by Karli lover October 11, 2009

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Jazmanian Devil

When Lucifer takes on human form and torments the damned on earth. usually the form of a long, brown haired, mona lisa faced, 15 year old teenage girl. AKA Jazmine or Lucy Fer

Demon: where are you going my lord?
Lucifer: to Earth, to teach the humans to fear the Jazmanian Devil!
Demon: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

by BOFFE November 2, 2011

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stroke da devil

The act of stroking one's own or another's penis; to masturbate.

Ever heard of the Stroke Da Devil Championship where several contestants sit in a circle and the first one to cum wins the first prize. Apparently they don't suck dick. Or so they say.
Wassup J.R.!

by venusflytrap January 17, 2005

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