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Facebook cock blocking

When one interrupts a 2 person comment chain on a Facebook status update, picture, etc. Typically, the original commenters will start a nice, engaging conversation, and then the "blocker" will barge in with a totally unrelated comment, thus disturbing the flow, and consequently delaying your chances of scoring with the hot chick that's totally interested in what you're doing for the weekend...
-Dude, why are you facebook cock blocking?

-Sorry man, if I knew you were trying to bone that chick, I wouldn't have made that fart joke.
by Sweatshop February 16, 2010
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Hot Cock Sundae

Before getting a blowjob, dump melted chocolate all over your cock and nutsack, then add whipped cream on your pubic hairs and your cock, then add a cherry on the tip and have the girl lick it all off.
by Nazi Guido April 19, 2011
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Super Cock Surprise

The act of putting a penis in someones mouth as they wake up. Being it a surprise
Ashley got a super cock surprise from james this morning.
by Slothicus The Messiah September 7, 2014
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Anal Craving Cock Jockey

One who Craves the insertion of dick in their, or someone else's ass, preferably on top of the cock.
Nathan is such an anal craving cock jockey!
by B_Nastyyy July 5, 2009
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What the cock!

A stronger way of saying 'what the hell' but not quite reaching 'what the f***' status.
Dude did you just eat my lunch?? What the cock!?
by Jim and Phil November 9, 2015
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The words you aren't allowed to say on TV because they are always swears as compiled my George Carlin.
"Gee Grandma, I'd have to say that those guys in Blink 182 ripped off Carlin when they recorded shit piss fuck cunt cock-sucker mother-fucker tits."
by anonymous July 11, 2004
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cock dodger

Australian colloquial term. Women who go walking early in the morning to avoid morning sex action with their significant other. They call it exercise but often serves a dual purpose. Common among married women and women who are in long term relationships. Often seen out walking between 6 - 7am.
Man: "my wife is a cock dodger and goes on early morning walks"
by simatt March 12, 2008
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