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comdom

Popularized by British sketch comedy television show French and Saunders. In one of the sketches, Saunders who plays an ignorant suburban woman asks French about sex and gets the advice to use "comdoms". When she tries to correct the pronounciation, French tells her, with confidence, that it is called comdom, not condom!
Always use a comdom for shagging!
by ticl July 25, 2006
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The Condor

Deep within the bowels of James River High School, four men belonging to the meanest clique in the white suburbs of Chesterfield, created what has been described as “ a dance that is a metaphor for the streets”. I speak of course of The Condor, a dance that takes skill, dedication, focus and a six foot wing span.

How To Do The Condor: First squat with your knees bowed out. Then balance on the toes of your feet like a triumphant predatory bird on the hunt. Finally, begin to flap your arms in a graceful yet aggressive manor like that of a Condor, letting everyone around you know you are a boss.

It’s best to do the Condor at Prom, pep rallies or in public places in the presence of strangers. Always begin any “car dance” with a solid 45 second Condor. Remember that by doing the Condor you are letting everyone within a 50 foot radius know that you are the shit, simply by paying homage to the greatest avian species on Earth. Long live the CONDOR!
"Wow, that kid is sick-tight at The Condor, I bet he gets all the ladies"
~ Anonymous
by OperationOposition May 26, 2009
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Condemned

One of the most badass games EVER. You can tase a bro then beat his head in with a 2x4. It's also scary as shit. Real man's game.
Woah Ethan Thomas just cracked this guys skull with this pipe. I fucking love condemned!
by FistOfMith February 7, 2009
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Condomerbating

To masturbate in a condom. Effective for cleaning-up purposes.
So you walked in on me condomerbating, big deal.
by FuelRod December 28, 2009
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Condomate

The act of mounting a condom onto your penis, can also be used as 'Condomation'
Girl: You ready babe?

Man: One minute I have to Condomate
by Sebubby January 14, 2020
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Codomy

During the 1862 Indian wars in the Dakotas, the tribes of the Sioux and the Dakota would humiliate fallen US soldiers by inserting a fish into their rectum. Thus the practice of codomy was born.
Join the Army they said, see the world they said, hell I'm in it just for the codomy.
by iFletch July 13, 2009
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Condiment plasma

Thin watery condiment-colored fluid that accumulates on the top of ketchup or mustard. Also known as pre-mustard or pre-ketchup.
Related to condiment serum.
I made a killer ham sandwich yesterday only to ruin it with a load of condiment plasma from the mustard all over the bread.
by TonyID March 15, 2010
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