Chris Squire

God according to bass players.

"Hey, Steve, do you want to talk about our god, Chris Squire?"

by random_being October 16, 2021

Chris castleman

The biggest pussy of all time with the smallest cock on the planet

Look at that pussy with a small cock. His name must be Chris castleman

by YouMakeMiErfquack October 12, 2019

Chris out

adv.
To makes plans or decisions and not follow through and/or cancel on others who are waiting and/or depending on the person

It's my birthday so you better not chris out on me. Everybody is going.

by mister magic August 5, 2010

PegLeg Chris

Usually someone who has a chip on there shoulder and has shit jokes due to having a pegleg. They like fried chicken and pretending to be hard but shit it when challenged

Mate that guy is such a PegLeg Chris Man

by Badmansweetinit October 1, 2018

Chris Batten

The bassist/backing vocals of Enter Shikari and a complete sex bomb. Probably spends his spare time shagging Rou Reynolds in a minorly kinky fashion. "Is this a three-way? It can't be done!" "Go do some fuckin' work Keef."

Friend: Chris Batten touched me.
Me: *dies*
Enter Shikari Batty C Rob Rolfe Rou Reynolds Roughton Reynolds god

by Privatecocky July 9, 2016

Chris McCoy

Can also be referred to as God, Dictator of all ipads at Brother Rice, or Christ in the flesh

Dude did you see Chris McCoy?
Ya hes such a God

by Brother Rice April 20, 2018

Chris Pratt

the guy who voices mario in the mario movie

Chris Pratt :its me, a mario

by [insert letter spam here] November 8, 2021