Chipped chopped ham

A worn out pussy that has been used and abused from years in the porn industry, working the streets, or just because the girl is a dirty, dirty whore. It is referred by this name due to the pink and white marble colors that resemble the look of America's most loved lunch meat. =P

Did you see that girl in that porn last night? Her pussy was soo beat up it looked like Chipped Chopped Ham!

by Dalton B. Mangrum May 11, 2008

lombardi helicopter chop

When you swing your penis around in a circle and make the noise of a helicopter, and smack an innocent bystander in the forehead with it.

Vidal was lombardi helicopter chopping all over the party, watch out for a black eye!

by Mellie B. October 2, 2007

Bust some chops

When you are a small time drug dealer and have to make sales on foot.....

person 1: what are you up to tonight?

person 2: Oh so and so called me I have to go bust some chops.

by blabbity February 17, 2009

wop your chop

To have a good old wank.

'She's going away for a month.'

'Oh man, you'll have to wop your chop all month.'

by kimba August 5, 2005

Karate Chop Duty

The act of holding a fuzzy oven-mitted hand in between the vagina and anus of a female in the midst of D.P. effectively stopping scrotums from unpleasantly rubbing together.

Gonzo was on Karate Chop Duty while, Andrew, Paul, and Stephen Gang-banged his mom.

by SlamDuncan January 12, 2015

Frosts my chops

a phrase used in extreme aggravation; used to describe being irritated at something. (not to be confused with the frosting of actual chops). A phrase similar to "butters my bread" or "frosts my cupcakes"

It really frosts my chops when I am late for work

by dermgirl10 June 24, 2010

The Pennsylvania pork chop

So when your taking a shit and you jerk someone else off

Wow that chick was into some weird stuff she gave me the Pennsylvania pork chop

by Mtg187 March 19, 2020