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National kill a child

On January 15th anyone of the age 12 or above has permission to murder any child they like 💕
“It’s national kill a child day! Let’s go stab Sophie and Jayden!
by ❤️ frogs🦻🏾 October 22, 2020
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Charles The Child Molester

A high school graduate that was molested. Now he molests other at the age of 35. (WARNING, AVOID HIM AT ALL COST)
Signs charles is in the neighbourhood:
Big white Van
Big white tent
Candy Wrappers on the floor with white dust in them
Big White Food Truck
children disappearing at a alarming rate
when children come back they play "strange" games (sex)
CHARLES THE CHILD MOLESTER IS COMING TO GET YOU CHILDREN! RUUUUUUUUUUN
by Mr. Gary Trollmer February 17, 2013
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crying child blueycapsules

C.C is amazing, he speaks emojis, i love him. /p
have you heard of crying child blueycapsules ?
yeah hes my favorite emoji speaker
by Vincey Toes June 2, 2022
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Middle Child Disease

attention-seeker, annoying, wanting way too many friends

-their parents control their life
-they feel neglected or unwanted
-at first people like these kids, but then they figure out their true colors

(This situation isn't for all middle kids.)
Person 1: OMG I HATE THAT GIRL! I CAN'T STAND HER!
Person 2: Sweetie, don't blame her! She has Middle Child Disease.
Person 1: Poor girl.
by stinkynoodles March 13, 2011
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mong child

a person hu can never be arsed to do anythin at all,like rikki sanderson
by yazan January 6, 2005
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Only Child Syndrom

A syndrom, mostly found in only children, where they talk to themselves, which is quite hularious to watch, they are perfectly normal, but they talk to themselves because being an only child, they had to intertain themselves because there ws no one else around to intertain them; in some rare cases this is found in people who are not an only child
Friend 1: Did ya see my new car its sweet!
Friend 2: Ya! its so awesome! I call shotgun!
Friend with Only Child Syndrom who wasnt paying any attention and has come to talking to himself: I think my mom wanted me to pick up some milk at the grocerystore hmm maybe I'll go pick some up later...
by SSE June 11, 2006
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