Bike-racking

Bike shedding, but amongst the professional sustainability mafia who will happily debate the optimum bike rack to occupant ratio for a building design whilst said building emits 10x a sustainable level of carbon emissions and the world burns due to climate change.

Richard: “If we could only increase the natural light level by four lux the occupant comfort would rise by seven happiness-adjusted-life-years and we’ll get a six star rating…”

Kate: “Oh for fuck’s sake Richard, stop bike-racking! You’re focusses on first world problems yet this design has enough carbon intensive concrete we’ll blow the carbon budget before day one of operations”

by TheNudeCyclist June 3, 2022

Bike seat

A man who is a whore and is available to all who try

“What’s up with chad?”
“Oh, he’s become the town bike seat at this point”
“Tough break”

by JLco June 13, 2022

Bike

A bike is a new word for a gun starting to more commonly be used in the DMV area. Specifically D.C

You got one so why you ain’t toting your bike? You ain’t whip on that car so I’m taking your bike.

by Richard Milliee June 16, 2022

BikeList

To list a bike for sale online.

Richard: "I don't really use my bike anymore. It's just taking up space."
Jane: "Just BikeList it and get rid of it."

by danistan June 22, 2022

Bike

1). A two wheeled, self balancing, human powered ATV. Used for commuting, exercise, or leisure. Short for bicycle.

2) A motorcycle or other similar two wheeled vehicle driven by an engine or electric motor.

3) The neighborhood whore. Nearly everyone's gone for a ride.

1) "Let's ride our bikes to McDonald's then check out that new park before meeting back at Jake's house!"

2) "Sick bike!" "Thanks man! I restored this vintage Harley myself!"

3) "Hey Stacy's kinda cute. Should I ask her out?" "Not worth it man. She's a bike."

by I like cheez-it June 26, 2022

Bickerton

Incredibly talented attractive people with record breakingly large penises. This group of people are good at everything especially fucking people and are likely the hottest most talented person you will know

Girl 1: that guy over there is a Bickerton
Girl 2: I’ve already cummed just from hearing that

by Vanessa Thompson July 7, 2022

biker’s family

n. An extremely grizzled adult with a singed beard, one eye, a drug-addled husband and three dirty kids of ill-defined parentage.

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I gots the perfect life. A harley sway back and a biker’s family. Yee haw!

That ain’t no biker’s family. You ain’t grizzled but a little.

by gnostic3 August 13, 2022