Note-Beach Argument 

Someone who frequently uses Note-Beach Arguments can be considered a stubborn, angry, uninformed feminist. The arguments are never compelling and the person is frequently driven by anger and emotion.

That bitch just fucking stretched her pussy with a ruler. I guess the argument was one of a Note-Beach Argument.

Note-Beach Argument by Lovelydaybro October 24, 2018

Spinning Beach Ball of Death 

The rainbow-colored beach ball/pinwheel that pops up whenever you force-close an app or your mac is slow.

Guy1: I got the spinning beach ball of death again
Guy2: So? Who cares?

Spinning Beach Ball of Death by fakename06 December 28, 2018

Normandy Beach 

The act of blowing pop rocks up into a girls vagina while she is on her period.

My girlfriend said we couldn’t do it because she was on her period, so I gave her the Normandy Beach.

Normandy Beach by Thirst.Quencher June 20, 2019

Ethan Beach 

The sexiest man to ever live, and walk on this earth. He has perfect abs, and a huge ass dick. He sweeter than a starbucks frappucino, and more charming than prince charming himself. He's fantastic at sex, and he bangs you so hard you can't breathe.

Holy shit, I wish Ethan Beach would just fuck me so hard that I can't breathe.

Ethan Beach by fattymclardass96 August 4, 2019

Jodie Beach 

National Jodie Beach day is for at teacher at my school. Ths started a couple years ago today from it written on a doughnut box. Today we will celebrate one of the best teachers.

His Mrs.Beach its national Jodie Beach day and you get to brag about it all today again.

Jodie Beach by Random person 77127 October 18, 2019

Newport Beach

A city full of gang members and sand smearing surfer kids who give each other blowjobs while their blonde soccer moms bleach their hair and the Latina moms in flip flops beat up random kids that they are nannying for not knowing spanish. Occasionally somebody'll drown and they'll all have a beach party smoke out and get the whole trash city high on marijuana and yell as loud as they can as it is totally super quirky and funny haha. Then the boys'll spend their food stamps on Supreme and Gucci and the girls will get gangbanged on the school bleachers by their fifteen boyfriends while all of the lesbian girls finger each other, all of whom will be wearing 10 layers because it is finally below 85 degrees and question each other literally everything because their brains cannot function past surfboards and weed.

Newport Beach is a terrible place.

Newport Beach by Savannah Leoni November 24, 2019

Hailey Beach

A person who is always there and can stay up chatting and playing minecraft all night if you just suggest it. She is easy to get along with. And just try to keep her from ruining her hair. But she is usually found with a group of friends at school and can be loud but softly toned at the same time. P.S don't let a Hailey go and forget her. Always try to stay connected with her.

Hailey, That Hailey Beach is a great person, Jason. You should meet her.

Hailey Beach by Beanose lover 2005 November 24, 2019