Unrequited boner

A boner that has no chance of being relieved.

She gave him an unrequited boner, then left the party.

by CGTG February 24, 2012

boner monkey

A little puddle of semen that hangs off your erect penis

I forgot to use tissues while masturbating so I had a boner monkey

by OppaiSenpai January 2, 2017

learning boner

A random erection that occurs during a lesson, studying etc.

While studying for the exam I got a raging learning boner. Guess I'm just that into comparative literature.

by stinky3 October 15, 2015

The boner game

Game; A race to see who can get hard the fastest without aid from pictures or touch.

oi mate, want to play the boner game???

by yaldi July 11, 2014

truck boner

Getting a boner while jamming to sexy music and riding in a big macho truck

Damn it Sky Guy I got another f*ckn truck boner

by Space Pirate Ninja November 14, 2016

score boner

The hard on a player, of a game, gets before an almost impossible to miss goal/score is presented.

Mark had such a Score Boner as the Rocket League ball bounced out front of a empty net.

by KEQ September 17, 2017

Stock Boner

Intense excitement over a mediocre daily gain in the stock market.

"Pritchard had a huge stock boner when his pharm company gained .02% last Friday."

by LaliasIA February 11, 2014