Howard Bakery

Da infamous Washington, D.C.-based sweets-shop that sold all the tasty-but-super-unhealthy ingredients of the Iran-Contra scandal --- orange mcfarlanade, oliver oil, poindextrose. etc. They also often had a sale on Tower cakes, and ran specials on chocolate-chip cookies by the Casey.

I've heard of confectionery-stores' selling all kinds of "sinful delights", but the Howard bakery really "took the cake" for the total rogue's gallery of appallingly-harmful culinary products on its shelves!

by QuacksO December 3, 2018

Ashley Baker

Probably a teacher if so needs to get fired

Student 1: what period is next
Student 2: 4th
Student 1: Isn't that Ashley Baker

Student 2:Ya
Student 1:She sucks

by Ür múm December 11, 2018

cave baker

A massagonist man who speaks like a cave man and spends most of his time getting high. He tries to meet women on Hinge but his dialect ( mostly Dutch) prevents him from getting his point across

That rude guy that kept texting me is such a cave baker.

by Zillah1014 January 15, 2019

Billy Baker

The sexiest man alive. Gets all the bitches and he is a jawn. He will beat Mike z up any day of the week.

Woahh. Billy Baker just walked in. He’s so cute.

by Jdjdjfjjd January 29, 2019

adam bader

he is a total g

adam bader is a total g

by isaacurboi March 5, 2019

Harvey baker

Dark hair dark eyed. He will play for nfl but have a cocane overdose and will live on the streets until death. He was going to come out before he died. No one turned up to his funeral and he rotted in his coffin.

Have you seen that homeless person, he is a Harvey baker

by 69anonymousdifjfj March 28, 2019

Haley baker

A Haley baker is a amazing and Inspiring person she has her ups and downs and is usually a blonde head if u see her try give her a chance she is amazing she usually gets all the boys attention when she comes through but a kendall, and more names seem to get her attention more and she does have a bad side but try not to get on it if u ever get a haley baker hold her tight and never let go she is a real one!!😍❤️

“You see Haley baker”

“Yea she is fine as usual”
“Well I heard she was dating a kendall”

He is lucky”

by Jake albans April 12, 2019