low battery mode

When a person got way too fucked up and has to work so uses the least amount of brain to survive through the day

Alyce got to' up off that Patron last night, she's at work today in low battery mode. slumped hungover hangover throwed lit jawn

by DBRLHOE December 1, 2016

Baby Batter

Cum, Sperm, Male Ejaculation

Lee Daniel's STAR

CARLOTTA: The priority is getting you healthy and getting your voice back.
And now that it's been a month of vocal therapy, how's it going?

STAR: Not great, Carlotta. Thanks for asking.

MISS LAWRENCE (Miss Bruce): That's 'cause you sitting there sipping on that water child. Throw some baby batter in there, lubricate them vocal cords. Trust me it works.

by TKStrand March 5, 2022

Stirring the batter

The act of self gratification through manual hand labor.

Person A: What the hell is taking him so long in the bathroom?
Person B: He's probably stirring the batter.
Person A: He better clean up his batter.. I don't want it all over my bathroom.

by Playa Pancho February 19, 2008

Doo Doo Batter

Slang for shit or poop.

My ass is filled with Doo Doo Batter

by KaseyWN June 17, 2018

beep bop beep bop boop bang bang bow bow bing batti boom boomalashaka-khan

get blood on 106 & a park cwip on clop no cap fr i get busy like dat, imma get dread dragon to eat you

basically when that nigga goofy limbs look up, he gains the power to grow an even longer flat top! thus, beep bop beep bop boop bang bang bow bow bing batti boom boomalashaka-khan

by alias-victailias April 11, 2022

batting for the other side

A homosexual or Fag.

Any dude that wears a skirt and walks like that is batting for the other side.

by fathead December 8, 2004

batting 1000

From baseball, where you always get a hit and never get out...or for dumbasses, it's being perfect.

by Anonymous November 8, 2003