Online Banking

Verb. The act of looking at internet porn and wanking.
“He’s not asleep, he’s online banking

“Don’t come in I’m online banking”
by LucaSmells August 12, 2024
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Frobisher Food Bank Fakeout

A campaign tactic whereby a sitting Prime Minister, dropping fast in the polls, appears at a northern Food Bank to act as if he cares about Indigenous kids - despite taking Indigenous kids to court after being found to have violated their Human Rights by a Federal Human Rights Tribunal.
Liberal Aide: "Oh my God, I'm going to have to move back in with my mom, we're polling at 29%!"

Trudeau: "Don't worry, we're going to pull a Frobisher Food Bank Fakeout. They'll never know what hit them."
by Nuliayuk August 29, 2021
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virtual bank

banks that offer online banking to customers and little to less in person banking an can charge less fees than big banks with multiple locations
hey how do u do ur banking or who do u bank with

oh dude i’m with a virtual bank
by 1Shot Duke November 04, 2020
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nudie bank

the art of suggestive photogrophy. No more. No less.

Be risque. put the D in BolD
my nudie bank is lacking expressive creativity. Do you like this lighting bro?

Bro: sex addiction is a disease. Get help.
Me: Fine
by skinnyboibuhblackaf369 January 29, 2021
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bank you

Person1: Did you check the memes I sent you?
Person2: I haven't yet, I'm at work. I'll check them later, bank you.
by Petipainkiller March 01, 2018
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Sperm Bank Reject

Someone that for some reason, somehow ended up on this world, after being put on the "rejected sperm" shelf in the spermbank and is now a burden to everyones life.
Dan: "Jesus Christ, Richard, you're a fucking sperm bank reject. The nurses should have thrown your dads sperm out right away instead of putting it on a shelf. You're probably as ugly and brain-damaged as he was."

Richard: "..."
by John_is_not_a_homophobe August 17, 2021
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when a person is so unintelligent that they cannot comprehend even the most remedial concepts of education
Jerome did not understand what the scientific term for water, h2o was - he damn sure is not the shiniest nickel in the piggy bank.
by Samran53 December 22, 2020
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