ball jingler

A gay man

That guy is such a ball jingler

by MrBeachyFrogLegs July 28, 2017

Theatre Balls

Painfully swollen testicles. A condition contracted when banging your way through the theatre department in high school or college caused by rough and exploratory sex. AKA....Longmire LugNutz

Hey Bryan, let's go play pickleball. No way, I got a bad case of Theatre Balls. I can barely fit my junk in my shorts and I can barely walk.

by Dispenser June 8, 2019

Bingle Ball

A glorious large ball of shiny silken threads, adorned with the finest velvet ribbons, and the sparkliest golden fringe and "pearls" that dangles from above. When you gently tug on the bulbess knob at the end of the dangly pearl string, the most delightful music box music will caress your eager earholes with fanciful notes.

Oh, Mama... Is it my turn to tug on the dangling, pendulous knob of the most magnificent bingle ball?

by O.G. Princess Leah December 29, 2018

Aiden Ball

A giraffe. no he's not tall he's skinny and got a long ass neck

Oh no its Aiden Ball

by AIDEN SUCKS September 23, 2020

Sam ball

Bodyshamed ppl as hes going to get a chocolate bar? 0/10.
He thinks hes so hot but he looks like a musty crusty dusty rusty husty rat that had found his moms bleach the day before (if he even has one😨).

He also obtained 0 bitches throughout his life and is only attracted to being a fucking dickhead (he probably sucks his head off too because hes REALLY gay) that’s probably why his dad, grandad, mom, grandma, siblings, uncle, aunt, great nan, great grandad and cousins left - rip bozo, L ratio.

Sam ball cant get bitches with his 3’1 looking ass 😹👎

by Kourtneylovesyou<3 April 18, 2022

trucker ball

When your nut bag is stuck to the side of your leg. Generally during a road trip.

I had to get off the freeway cause of a gnarly case of trucker ball.

by marble_player July 4, 2017

crystal balling

Predicting the future or imagining in a fortune-telling manner as one does with a crystal ball. Actual crystal ball typically used when crystal balling

Made popular in song Black Magic by Little Mix

Crystal balling, just to help him see what he’s been missing.

by Fcukboi January 8, 2020