Swiss Army Knife
As long as you bring a Swiss Army Knife with you at all times, you'd need not fear of any man, creature, extra terrestrial being, or God himself. For as soon as you unsheathe your ultra-handy multi-tool, any stranger will instantly kneel down in respect for the man you are and beg you to spare them the shame of not owning such a holy grail of a tool. The men will deliberately force their penises to be as flaccid as humanly or inhumanly possible so your scrotum will be the largest in the next 10,000 miles, even if that means their genitalia must completely wipe itself from the nearest 80 universes. The women become so aroused they leave their significant others just to serve you and write shitty sexual Twilight Saga fanfiction using your name and image as a protagonist in hopes that you will open your eyes to them. But alas, you are so manly, so alpha, that even just the slight catch of your stare will put any unprepared woman into cardiac arrest. All the children in your field of view instantly walk away from their parents and force themselves as your child in hopes that they too will be able to be as righteous, masculine, intelligent, and awesome as you someday. The parents won't even bat an eye, because they know you will raise them to overcome this world of disappointing fast food and soy boys better than they could ever dream...
You aren't a true alpha male until you get one of these bad boys.
You aren't a true alpha male until you get one of these bad boys.
"You know, I originally bought this Swiss Army Knife to shave off my neckbeard a little, since katanas are too big for the job. I figured it would help me attract some e-Girls, but... I... I never thought- *snort* I never thought a (multi)blade like this would have so much power! I have all the women I could have ever asked for, an army of children wishing to be just like me, and men wishing they could spend just seconds with me, to just be in the presence, and have just a slight, minuscule grasp of being near to a true alpha. As soon as I showed mom this tool of mass-fortune, she instantly remarried dad, let me move back upstairs out of the basement after about 20 years, and gave me her and dad's life savings for vbucks. In fact, I'm so alpha, I was elected to be president of the U.S.A for the next 50 years by congress. Life is good." - Former neckbeard soy boy, now badass alpha male and officially announced best President of the U.S.A. to ever exist by every media outlet ever, all thanks to the power of a Swiss Army Knife.
Swiss Army Knife by Sipow July 26, 2018
Undead Army
people who beat the hell outta ppl who mess with Hollywood Undead and are all about Hollywood Undead
Plus the have to HAVE TO know the pledge which is
I Pledge allegiance to the mask,
That I’ll carry whisky in my flask,
And anyone to diss HU,
I’ll leave a bloody mess with you
For we are family, you and I,
3 Tears for you, we all shall cry,
All day all night, our flags will fly,
The Undead Army Till The Day We Die
Plus the have to HAVE TO know the pledge which is
I Pledge allegiance to the mask,
That I’ll carry whisky in my flask,
And anyone to diss HU,
I’ll leave a bloody mess with you
For we are family, you and I,
3 Tears for you, we all shall cry,
All day all night, our flags will fly,
The Undead Army Till The Day We Die
HU Soldier: Yo are you part of the Undead Army?
Person: No i hate Hollywood Undead
HU Soldier: *beats the shit out of person* you better stop hatin bitch *forces person to say the pledge*
Person: No i hate Hollywood Undead
HU Soldier: *beats the shit out of person* you better stop hatin bitch *forces person to say the pledge*
Undead Army by HU4LIFE December 18, 2010
billy joe armstrong
The WRONG way to spell Billie Joe Armstrong. Click the link to see the correct definition of the way the word should be spelt
"I think Billy Joe Armstrong is really fit!"
"Man! It's Billie Joe, and it's about the music."
Presumeably this was written on notes and not said.
"Man! It's Billie Joe, and it's about the music."
Presumeably this was written on notes and not said.
billy joe armstrong by Tagzz January 28, 2006
9GAG Army
A group of people (faggots) who always browses, comments, and thinks they are funny because of 9GAG, the website who stole materials from other sites (4CHAN, Reddit, Funnyjunk, etc).
They think they are the 'anonymous' and badass of the internet, but they're actually 12 years olds who just discovered internet mee mees
They think they are the 'anonymous' and badass of the internet, but they're actually 12 years olds who just discovered internet mee mees
LE 9GAG ARMY XXDDDD
UMAD BRO LE XDXDXD
WE ARE LE LEGUN, WE ARE LE ANOMUS
WE DO SUK LE COK, WE DO NOT SUK LE VAG
EXCEPT LE US XDDDDD
LE COOL STORY BRO
UMAD BRO LE XDXDXD
WE ARE LE LEGUN, WE ARE LE ANOMUS
WE DO SUK LE COK, WE DO NOT SUK LE VAG
EXCEPT LE US XDDDDD
LE COOL STORY BRO
9GAG Army by Anonymous Surfer January 10, 2013