ass-weevil

A derrogatory term used to refer to one who is like an anal itch that you can't quite get rid of. More directly, it compares an extremely annoying person (usually a pestering co-worker) to a small burrowing insect that has made its home up your ass.

The term itself was most famously coined in a fit of rage by one Mat Noguchi, the notoriously hostile tools developer for Bungie Studios (creators of the Halo video game franchise).

Bill (for the millionth time): "Hey Nick, do you have those reports ready for me yet?"

Nick: "GODDAMMIT BILL! FOR THE MILLIONTH FUCKING TIME I WON'T HAVE THE REPORT DONE TILL FRIDAY! GOD YOU ARE SUCH AN ASS-WEEVIL!!! I HOPE YOU DIE!"

by Mr. Horsefly April 11, 2006

container ass

Container ass is used to describe an ass that only looks good because of the pants being worn. The definition works two ways in that the ass only looks good when in a container (pants) and the pants contain(h)er ass.

Damn, she has a hot ass! Yea, but take off the pants and I'll bet it's a container ass.

by www.analdoesntcount.com October 10, 2007

jankey-ass

A take on the word jankey, meaning messed-up, broken down, cheap, ghetto, busted, wrong, or fucked-up.

"Did you see that dude's jankey-ass teeth!?"

or

"Who does that jankey-ass bitch think she is?"

by JMilf July 13, 2008

ass gasket

paper toilet seat protectors found in a dispenser usually on the wall

i was afraid to catch something from the toilet seat 'cuz they were out of ass gaskets

by alascar August 19, 2010

shattered ass

the unfortunate effect of anal penitration without the use of good lubrication....tends to develop lumps in the rectal area

Damn sean pull that insanely large penis out of ryan hunting.... ass before you shatter it like there is no tomorrow...

by Anonymous August 2, 2003

ass goatee

The result of a fully shaven vulva viewed from the front with hair still remaining near the anus at such an angle that it appears to form a goatee.

Man last night I was going down on Sue and she was so smooth but then I moved too low and hit her ass goatee. I wanted to puke up a hairball.

by trainee October 10, 2007

Ass Treason

Popping one's genitalia into something or someone (or letting one pop their wiggler inside you) who is not their significant other. Like pulling a Benedict Arnold except this time it isn't a country being betrayed...it's one's personal piece of ass.

That filthy girl commited one of the biggest acts of ass treason imaginable...for not only did she open her legs for that random dude, but then took the Scotish Terrior home for a little under the covers desert.

by Ashton Bland October 24, 2006