American Sarcasm

The use of the 'not' joke. Primarily an American idea, the 'not' joke is American sarcasm at its finest.

The lack of sincerity in sarcasm is usually conveyed through tone of voice, but with Americans and their famed linearity of thought, sarcasm often escapes them. Therefore, to make their statement seem sarcastic, they overtly announce it so, by sharply adding 'not' on the end.

Painfully guilty of 'Don't Explain the Joke.'

Group of people eating a meal:
"Wow, this food tastes great...not!"
"Why did you say 'not'?"
"Kelly over there's a yank. Had to slip in some American Sarcasm so she'd get it."

by kremlinjoe June 16, 2009

American hello

The act of licking someone up the side of their cheek. Used as a standard hello for close friends, for fun, or if they are Irish.

I just got an American hello from a random stranger at the bar.

by BK UCC Bulldogs July 8, 2016

American Bitching

still raising hell even once one has sought and received answers to satisfaction.

"Even after I got my bill figured out, I still felt the need to do some American bitching

by lmaozombie October 17, 2013

American Sunday

The sexual act of putting your balls on ice creme adding whip creme And have your partner eat it.

She came while giving me an American sunday

by Badegg321 September 6, 2010

American Tickler

When you have a mohawk and you rub it on a woman's vagina really fast and tickle it.

Remember that girl from last night,I gave her a American Tickler!!!

by PotHeadDegree April 25, 2012

american diet

The opposite of a normal diet

Jim: Bob you said your on a diet but your eating junk food
Bob: Im on an american diet

by kacsa June 9, 2015

Hybrid American

One who has half Irish and half Italian ethnicity and lives in America.

"I’m a Hybrid American, so be careful, I know how to eat and drink."

by Lenny Klever November 13, 2011