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American passtime 

In one hand you are waving the american flag while having sex. Right before you ejaculate you pull out a hand gun (your choice of firearm) and pull the trigger in a safe direction. The gunshot will make her clench up making your nut harder.
Me and my girl were doing the american passtime and the shot hit a deer, our sex got us dinner.
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Feral American 

Noun -

person/persons living outside of the accepted folkways and more`s of society these people can be broken down in to smaller sub groups such as HILL PEOPLE. Hill people live in the southwest united states and hunt cars because cars are filled with people they call them car steaks. do not confuse hill people with hillbilly's although hillbilly's may seem like feral Americans they are not they do tend to be Sympathizers with specific groups of feral Americans though
Do not stop here! there are several clans of feral american's roaming the area and I heard this is there inbreeding season which means they will be very hungry.
Feral American by Homeless Robot October 18, 2011
one who goes to bars and falls asleep. often does this with no shoes.
"Don't be such an ameed at the bar tonight"
ameed by Ronson ronson March 6, 2009

Moron American 

An enormous minority group in the U.S. of people who loudly demand that everyone respect and adopt their fact-less, xenophobic, opinionated backwards values.

Claiming to "Protect the Children" they're on a crusade to abolish everything and everyone that doesn't obey all the rules of their fanatical beliefs.
"Omg! The Moron Americans have just BANNED the Merriam-Webster Collegiate Dictionary from a whole bunch of schools in California... because a child might look up the definition of "oral sex".
Moron American by Jexer January 27, 2010

american eagle

NOT COPYING ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH!!!
eatablished in early 1900's took current form (casual clothing) in 1977 (note: that is why many of their items have "77" on them)
by this time Abercrombie and Fitch was still a sporting goods store and then started selling clothes in 1988.. :::comments??myspace.com/ pnaicolada:::
im not an abercrombie and fitch hater i just hate that people think American Eagle is a ripped of version of abercrombie
american eagle by Mhelai November 9, 2008
the country that kicked the world superpowers ass when it was only a colony (france helped too, thank you france)
America:i wonder if England wants a rematch, since they think we suck so much and are all fat. (the rest of the world is welcome to)
america by dont be a fag January 6, 2009

Girl Scouts of America 

The same thing as boyscouts only better because they sell cookies that are good.
GIMME SUM FUCKIN CARMEL DELIGHTS OR I'LL KILL EVERY MOTHER FUCKEER IN THIS ROOM! THER'es GONNA Be blooOd all over the ciling and little girls heead s In flAming FlayMezz flying across the room shooting guts oUT!