An unfortunate event which occurs after a woman has taken a pussy pounding of mythological levels. The result is swelling around the vaginal area so severe it creates an impenetrable wall. The name references the fact female squirrels are usually incapable of having sex directly after mating due to the male's sperm gluing their vagina shut, thus preventing competing males from mating with them.
"Hey Steph! I heard you got another date tonight! You excited?"
"No, I had to cancel because the date from last night ragdolled me for 3 hours. I'm completely squirreled. You could fit a paperclip in me right now"
"No, I had to cancel because the date from last night ragdolled me for 3 hours. I'm completely squirreled. You could fit a paperclip in me right now"
by Sullenmax December 11, 2024
Get the Squirreledmug. A prolapsed vagina that has been used up and enlarged. Instead of being able to hold nuts like a squirrel's mouth, it is now just a soft tube of meat hanging.
by Jddan_22 June 8, 2018
Get the Squishy squirrel meatmug. by UncleMonty_01 January 29, 2023
Get the squirrelmug. by ndkfndnfjdjfjfjf December 24, 2018
Get the a squirrel headmug. A subgenre of jazz music characterized particularly by its playfulness, analogous to the behavior of squirrels. This is reflected in its frivolous instrument and harmony choices.
by pineapplerind December 19, 2023
Get the squirrel jazzmug. by TheReal,FuckShitCockBalls September 5, 2016
Get the Squirrels Delightmug. by Mainemom February 4, 2020
Get the painted my squirrelmug.