Squirreled

An unfortunate event which occurs after a woman has taken a pussy pounding of mythological levels. The result is swelling around the vaginal area so severe it creates an impenetrable wall. The name references the fact female squirrels are usually incapable of having sex directly after mating due to the male's sperm gluing their vagina shut, thus preventing competing males from mating with them.

"Hey Steph! I heard you got another date tonight! You excited?"
"No, I had to cancel because the date from last night ragdolled me for 3 hours. I'm completely squirreled. You could fit a paperclip in me right now"

by Sullenmax December 11, 2024

Squishy squirrel meat

A prolapsed vagina that has been used up and enlarged. Instead of being able to hold nuts like a squirrel's mouth, it is now just a soft tube of meat hanging.

After Steve wrecked Brenda, she was left with squishy squirrel meat.

by Jddan_22 June 8, 2018

squirrel

A mammal with a bushy tail
Typically very...interesting
Also very aggressive

Dug: Squirrel!
Carl: Pay attention.

by UncleMonty_01 January 29, 2023

a squirrel head

jackson presley

jackson presley is a squirrel head

by ndkfndnfjdjfjfjf December 24, 2018

squirrel jazz

A subgenre of jazz music characterized particularly by its playfulness, analogous to the behavior of squirrels. This is reflected in its frivolous instrument and harmony choices.

The song "Marche no Kuroi Kuma" by Gonzales Mikami is a fine instance of squirrel jazz.

by pineapplerind December 19, 2023

Squirrels Delight

When your girl squirts so hard she sounds like a squeaky, delighted squirrel.

I hit my girl with the squirrels delight, bro!

by TheReal,FuckShitCockBalls September 5, 2016

painted my squirrel

To identify problems, issues, and challenges in your life or business.

I painted my squirrel, got my shit in order and grew my revenue by 20 percent.

by Mainemom February 4, 2020