pp pig

It’s like peppa pig except a massive dong replaced her her head

It’s ok Charlie pp pig isn’t real it can’t hurt you

by Assclapituss February 3, 2020

Glory Pig

When someone likes to get all the attention for a successful project and not recognising the efforts of all the other people involved.

Client: So I heard that you were nominated for a big award on VRLX.com the website that changed the world?
GloryPig: Yes, I am. I am the one who was responsible for its success and am flying to New York to accept the award for website of the decade actually.
Client: You fuckin dickhead wanking glory pig!

by pronky lester December 7, 2010

Shrivel-pig

An uncircumcised, infected penis

He pulled down his pants and exposed his shrivel-pig and I puked a little in my mouth!

Calling his a dick is a compliment. He’s a shrivel-pig!

by Boymom0406 September 23, 2019

Pig Contest

Almost identical to hoggin, a pig contest involves two or more contestents that try to pick up the fattest and/or ugliest girl in a bar.

We didn't see any hotties in the bar, so me and my buddies decided to have a pig contest last night. I won because I banged your Mom!

by Tubzilla January 20, 2009

Buffalo pig

When you see a fat hairy person

......omg!!! i love that buffalo pig!!!! he's so cute haha.

he looks like a chode

by RjA13244 July 14, 2010

pooch pig

Beautiful stomach fat that needs the word pig added to it to make it sound funnier.

Hi pooch pig.

by Mac n cheese March 28, 2014

Spooge Pig

A person who loves drinking cum.

I blew over her face, and she wanted more... What a fuckin spooge pig!

by Redneck_Xf February 19, 2009