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Absolute Virgin

Someone who would never in there life lose there virginity
I am esteban mcgraw the Absolute Virgin #vaginawhore #cringegod
by rna.bryan October 19, 2019
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Schroedinger's Virgin

A virgin that is also not a virgin at the same time, since someone's virginity depends on the amount of information others have about them and everyone's own definition of virginity.

Example: Even if people count anal sex as a valid first time sexual act, a female that has not had vaginal sex yet, is still a virgin in other people's book, especially if they never find out about the different sexual acts she has practiced.
"She's only had anal sex before, she's a schroedinger's virgin."
by Jasad November 8, 2021
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Toe Virginity

When you have yet to interlock your toes with another individual.
Laddie and I interlocked our toes last night so I guess we don't have our toe virginity anymore. Oh well, our purity score only went down one point.
by laddiehickelsen November 1, 2021
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King of Virgins

A cool guy who believes that loosing your virginity doesn't make you an alpha chad.
Michael is such a king of virgins, He wants to be with a woman but not have sex.
by king of the virgins September 27, 2021
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Virgin Rowan

A guy named Rowan who has long hair and looks like a girl who spends so much time fantasizing about fucking dudes he can’t get laid.
You gotta get out of the house more, you are starting to turn into a Virgin Rowan.
by Gorilla10840 August 15, 2021
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Minnesota virginity

When someone from Minnesota has never had sex in a snow fort or igloo
Janice's parents are always gone so she's never had to resort to losing her Minnesota virginity
by MinnesotaHockeyBoy May 7, 2022
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flaming virgin

a guy who showers annually, pisses in bottles, lives with his parents, obsesses over anime girls, and spends his whole day on shit like discord and 4chan. he thinks of women as different species and makes it clear as day that he never touched one.
-stop using windows and start using linux you brainlet normie npc

-shut the fuck up flaming virgin
by allahfucker September 15, 2022
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